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Old 16-07-2005, 06:13   #1
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Lmfao

Got this in my inbox this mornng,


Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk
letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you
ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and
AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains
the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are
running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft
can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft
Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to,
Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that
you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will
pay you $243.00 and for every third person that
receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two
weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address
and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field
Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX

292-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com
Charles_bailey@csx.com

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks
after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on.
Microsoft contacted me for my address and within
days, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to
respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone
can afford this, Bill gates is the man.


It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward
this to as many people as possible. You are bound to
get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help
them out with their e-mail beta test without getting
a little something for our time. My brother's
girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I
went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed
me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and
was stamped "Paid in full"


Like I said before, I know the law, and this is
for real.


Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which
would make them the largest Internet company and in
an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely
used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail
beta test.


When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can
and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows
user)for a two week time period.

Try it; What have you got to lose.

So now i have let you all know can i expect a fat cheque?
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Old 16-07-2005, 07:07   #2
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bwahahaha I can't believe people still forward things like this on, clogging up inboxes and slowing the net down for the rest of us.
There's someone with my email addy who sends out the "little girl dying of cancer" mails along with all the rest, and no matter how many times I show her that they are fake and hoaxes she just won't believe!

Rule of thumb, if it's funny, forward it on, if it's not, mentions money, tells you to forward it on, or anything like that, then don't!

Personally I liked the girlfriend/wife pyramid scheme one
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Old 16-07-2005, 07:07   #3
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you can expect a big fat nothing that email is years old as im sure you know)
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Bit like the tax people isn't it, easy to take money but takes years to get any from them.
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Old 16-07-2005, 10:23   #5
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What???? it's not real? - I was counting on that money - I was going to use it to help my good friend Prince abu-abu-abbababa from Nigeria. He needs me to pay a transfer fee so he can get his family fortune out of the country - for which he will reward me greatly
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Old 16-07-2005, 10:27   #6
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What???? it's not real? - I was counting on that money - I was going to use it to help my good friend Prince abu-abu-abbababa from Nigeria. He needs me to pay a transfer fee so he can get his family fortune out of the country - for which he will reward me greatly
Ive spoken to about 20 nigerian security guards that need money to do that
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LOL

Yet another dodgy E-mail to be filed with the millions of other variations.
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Old 16-07-2005, 11:17   #8
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Any chance you will go halves with me Roy lol
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Old 16-07-2005, 13:03   #9
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The problems is (as with all this junk) that people will believe it.

There are some truely stupid people out there
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i had one the other day that promised to show me a picture if i forwarded it to 8 people!

i forwarded it......to the trash.

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