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Old 23-09-2003, 16:09   #1
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Old 23-09-2003, 17:21   #2
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I'm saying nowt - Chimaera may be looking in.

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I'm saying nowt - Chimaera may be looking in.

Oh Ron - how well you know me!!

Yes I am looking and I'm NOT amused!!
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Old 23-09-2003, 18:10   #4
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I think it's funny, but the steering wheel would have looked so much better in pastel pink or floral ... not too bold now, wouldn't want it to clash with the car seat covers which are a nice Laura Ashley print :p

.... but then i have been a passenger in cars with a few men who could do with a dash like that
Funny.... you wouldn't know it to look at them
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I think it's funny, but the steering wheel would have looked so much better in pastel pink or floral ... not too bold now, wouldn't want it to clash with the car seat covers which are a nice Laura Ashley print :p

.... but then i have been a passenger in cars with a few men who could do with a dash like that
Funny.... you wouldn't know it to look at them
And maybe a couple of flowery cushions on the seats?

So, Chi, are you the sort of driver whose speedo starts at 40 because you never go slower?
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OIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scastle - it's a long walk back from Manchester!!

And you KNOW i'm not that sort of driver - given my occupation!!
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OIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scastle - it's a long walk back from Manchester!!

And you KNOW i'm not that sort of driver - given my occupation!!
I thought you'd quite like bombing up the motorway at some obscene speed...
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no no no no no!!!

Not my way at all - we need to arrive safe and sound to make the acquaintance of our fellow forum members!

(Well I'm hardly going to advertise the fact on here, am I?)

And I dunno how fast a 1.3 Ka goes up the M1 - not THAT fast I would have thought!!
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Watch him grovel until the 4th ...
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I think it's funny, but the steering wheel would have looked so much better in pastel pink or floral ... not too bold now, wouldn't want it to clash with the car seat covers which are a nice Laura Ashley print :p

.... but then i have been a passenger in cars with a few men who could do with a dash like that
Funny.... you wouldn't know it to look at them
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no no no no no!!!

Not my way at all - we need to arrive safe and sound to make the acquaintance of our fellow forum members!

(Well I'm hardly going to advertise the fact on here, am I?)

And I dunno how fast a 1.3 Ka goes up the M1 - not THAT fast I would have thought!!

I think the AA/RAC/Green Flag recovery trucks are only allowed to do 56Mph?
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Just what are you implying here?

It had better not break down - kink and me on the hard shoulder??

No break down man will be safe!!
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Just what are you implying here?

It had better not break down - kink and me on the hard shoulder??

No break down man will be safe!!

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