22-09-2003, 18:37
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joke
Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester.
Suddenly one of them is attacked by a Rottweiler which
clamps its mouth around the kids neck. The other kid,
seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the
sticks they were using as a goal post, puts it through
the dogs collar, and using all his strength twists it
until the dogs neck breaks and his friend is saved.
This is all seen by a local newspaper reporter who
sees a possible national headline in the incident, and
goes over to the kids.
"That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now
'Heroic United fan risks life to save best friend'".
"But I don't follow United" says the kid.
"Ok, how about 'Super City Kid fights off rabid
rottweiller to save his pal'".
"But I don't follow City either" says the kid.
"Well who do you support" asks the reporter.
"Liverpool" he says.
"Even better" says the reporter "Scouse *******
murders family pet".
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22-09-2003, 18:39
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If I find them, I'm gonna kill them...it wasn't me, it was my friends...
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22-09-2003, 18:40
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ah well the old ones are the best :p :p :p
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22-09-2003, 19:10
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I like that joke, nice one
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22-09-2003, 19:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by paulyoung666
Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester.
Suddenly one of them is attacked by a Rottweiler which
clamps its mouth around the kids neck. The other kid,
seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the
sticks they were using as a goal post, puts it through
the dogs collar, and using all his strength twists it
until the dogs neck breaks and his friend is saved.
This is all seen by a local newspaper reporter who
sees a possible national headline in the incident, and
goes over to the kids.
"That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now
'Heroic United fan risks life to save best friend'".
"But I don't follow United" says the kid.
"Ok, how about 'Super City Kid fights off rabid
rottweiller to save his pal'".
"But I don't follow City either" says the kid.
"Well who do you support" asks the reporter.
"Liverpool" he says.
"Even better" says the reporter "Scouse *******
murders family pet".
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