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Cancer Scare Irony
This was emailed to me today !
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>Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
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>Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
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>Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
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>Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
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>Customer: Hamburger Relish?
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>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
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>Customer: Sausage and Mash?
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>Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
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>Customer: Cottage Pie?
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>Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
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>Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
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>Shopkeeper: Yes
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>Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
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>Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
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>Customer: Thanks
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