How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
10-03-2005, 16:06
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How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
How to write a bigot's thread
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Why is is that Blacks/Muslims/Gays/Asylum Seekers get preferencial treatment in Britain/in Europe/on Cable Forum. Every one knows that Blacks/Muslims/Gays/Asylum Seekers are scum/idiots/criminals and should be deported/locked up/vilified/hated. It time that us white/christian/hetrosexual/law abiding britains were treated right.
Any one who disagrees with me is just a loser/idiot/bleeding heart liberal and should go to live in a gay community/prison/Pakistan.
Im not Homophobic/racist/anti Muslim but they are all unnatural/criminal/terrorists.
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How to write a politically correct thread
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It never fails to amuse/despair/annoy me to read the comments/incoherent ramblings/bigotry displayed by those who fail to sympathise with/agree with/fight for the rights of those persecuted/denied rights/discriminated against because they are gay/black/female/seeking asylum.
We have a national responsibility to help/donate to/accommodate/positively discriminate in favour of these poor unfortunates regardless of the cost/effort/manpower involved, after all, if Labour can afford to go to war/fund the NHS/pay compensation to immigrants then they can pay for/change the law to enable a Minister for gays/blacks/females/asylum seekers.
Obviously there will be people from the underclasses who will disagree with me but as we all know it's only because they are racist/sexist/ageist/baldist/thickist.
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10-03-2005, 16:07
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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Originally Posted by Russ D
How to write a bigot's thread
Cross out text as required
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Some text cut and pasted from some website
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Insert link to Sun/BBC/Racist Website if bothered. Usually leave blank.
Why is is that Blacks/Muslims/Gays/Asylum Seekers get preferencial treatment in Britain/in Europe/on Cable Forum. Every one knows that Blacks/Muslims/Gays/Asylum Seekers are scum/idiots/criminals and should be deported/locked up/vilified/hated. It time that us white/christian/hetrosexual/law abiding britains were treated right.
Any one who disagrees with me is just a loser/idiot/bleeding heart liberal and should go to live in a gay community/prison/Pakistan.
Im not [bHomophobic/racist/anti Muslim[/b] but they are all unnatural/criminal/terrorists.
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How to write a politically correct thread
(Think of a narrow-minded "I'm right and everyone else is wrong" type inflamatory title name)
Cross out text as required
It never fails to amuse/despair/annoy me to read the comments/incoherent ramblings/bigotry displayed by those who fail to sympathise with/agree with/fight for the rights of those persecuted/denied rights/discriminated against because they are gay/black/female/seeking asylum.
We have a national responsibility to help/donate to/accommodate/positively discriminate in favour of these poor unfortunates regardless of the cost/effort/manpower involved, after all, if Labour can afford to go to war/fund the NHS/pay compensation to immigrants then they can pay for/change the law to enable a Minister for gays/blacks/females/asylum seekers.
Obviously there will be people from the underclasses who will disagree with me but as we all know it's only because they are racist/sexist/ageist/baldist/thickist.
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Please don't tempt certain members  You know that with the RND team in control tomorrow there could be an explosion of threads based around this template 
Last edited by Paul; 10-03-2005 at 16:11.
Reason: I knew what I meant really ;)
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10-03-2005, 16:09
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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How to write a politically correct thread
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 Spookily accurate! 
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10-03-2005, 16:27
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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Obviously there will be people from the underclasses who will disagree with me but as we all know it's only because they are racist/sexist/ageist/baldist/thickist.
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Hmm, wonders if Russ has got a bit sensitive? 
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10-03-2005, 16:28
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
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10-03-2005, 16:35
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10-03-2005, 16:53
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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Please don't tempt certain members You know that with the RND team in control tomorrow there could be an explosion of threads based around this template |
/me wonders if he should hide tomorrow.
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10-03-2005, 17:14
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
Im watching you...
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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Please don't tempt certain members You know that with the RND team in control tomorrow there could be an explosion of threads based around this template |
/me wonders if he should hide tomorrow. |
/me thinks teh whole political correctness thing has gone mad and is t0tally not w00t.
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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/me thinks teh whole political correctness thing has gone mad and is t0tally not w00t.
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that happened when i used to work in a pizza place while i was at school....
guy: "can i have a cup of coffee please?"
me: "black or white?"
guy: "are you racist?"
me: "what???"
guy: "why not call it with or without milk, why do you have to use racist words"
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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/me thinks teh whole political correctness thing has gone mad and is t0tally not w00t.
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that happened when i used to work in a pizza place while i was at school....
guy: "can i have a cup of coffee please?"
me: "black or white?"
guy: "are you racist?"
me: "what???"
guy: "why not call it with or without milk, why do you have to use racist words"
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/me wonders how a colour can be racist. besides, teh coffee without / with milk is more a dark / light brown than a black/white.
What was teh customer's ethnicity?
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10-03-2005, 20:00
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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/me wonders how a colour can be racist. besides, teh coffee without / with milk is more a dark / light brown than a black/white.
What was teh customer's ethnicity?
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European, but i am not sure exactly where- he had a nearly english accent but there was a slight twinge of something that i couldn't work out. maybe eastern europe...?
I thought he was joking to start with
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
You can't even call someone an idiot anymore because it's an insult to idiots.
Or morons.
Or cretins.
Or...well you get the picture.
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You can't even call someone an idiot anymore because it's an insult to idiots.
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How insane. surely it's an infringement of the right to free speech. Gotchem there 
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Re: How to write a pollitically correct/bigotted thread.
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Originally Posted by monkeybreath
that happened when i used to work in a pizza place while i was at school....
guy: "can i have a cup of coffee please?"
me: "black or white?"
guy: "are you racist?"
me: "what???"
guy: "why not call it with or without milk, why do you have to use racist words"
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I would have just said "what makes you think we use milk ?"
(well okay, I would actually have told him to eff off )
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