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Old 09-09-2003, 17:53   #1
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DID YOU KNOW?

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

5. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

6. Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

7. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

8. A snail can sleep for three years.

9. All polar bears are left handed.

10. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

11. Butterflies taste with their feet.

12. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

13. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

14. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

15. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

16. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

17. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

18. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

19. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

20. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

21. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

22. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

23. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

24. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

25. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

26. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

27. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

28. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

29. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

30. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

31. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

32. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

33. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

34. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

35. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

37. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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I thought people said "bless you" when you sneezed as sneezing was one of the signs of the plague and it was said in hope that it wasn't what caused you to sneeze?
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Old 09-09-2003, 19:39   #3
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I thought people said "bless you" when you sneezed as sneezing was one of the signs of the plague and it was said in hope that it wasn't what caused you to sneeze?
That's what i thought too but perhaps that particular gem was taken from an american source and their originating story is different to the european one?
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Coca-Cola was never green, and a guy called Gary Starkweather invented the laser printer.
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Old 09-09-2003, 20:02   #5
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DID YOU KNOW?

22. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
Apart from North America & South America
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Old 09-09-2003, 21:58   #6
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NB, this isn't anything personal!

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

False: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/green.asp

2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

False. Two suits derive from the original Swords (Spades) and Batons or Wands (Clubs) the others come from "national variations".

See: http://jducoeur.org/game-hist/seaan-cardhist.html

4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle;

False: http://www.snopes.com/military/statue.htm

16. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

Dubious. Assassin derives from the Arabic "Hashishim". Bump probably relates to Scandinavian "bumpe: a strike with the fist" OED

19. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Actually true!

23. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

For certain values of "strongest". Eg the one that can actually do the most work for longest is the heart.

27. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

False. Free divers can over-ride the "got to breathe" reflex to the extent that they have to be monitored in breath holding contests.

29. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

False http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/blessyou.htm


As for the rest, I've either not checked or I'm not familar with their truth or falsehood.
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[i]4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle;

False: http://www.snopes.com/military/statue.htm

That just proves that the Americans didn't follow the convention, that hardly counts in my book!
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29. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond
I thought it was to stop the spirit trying to leave the body.
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:54   #9
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and this humour?
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27. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

False. Free divers can over-ride the "got to breathe" reflex to the extent that they have to be monitored in breath holding contests.

But once you loose consciousness your bodies natural reflex will again take over, as you can not control the "must breathe" reflex once unconscious.

Thats what I was always lead to believe.

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1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
isnt that getting the thing about father christmas being depicted wearing green ( or black or several other colours i believe ) until he was used in a coke advert and put in red a bit confused?

*edit* actually, that looks like its bo****ks too LOL

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