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Old 08-09-2003, 00:10   #1
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Talking one for the mature members

an 80 year old women was refused entry to a club by bouncers as they thought she was mentally not 'with it'

she was eventually allowed in and ordered a coke and schnapps

however the owner had already called the police but when they arrived could not find any reason to remove the lady as it was proven that she wanted to enter the club she said she 'never experianced being to a disco before so she wanted to try it'

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Old 08-09-2003, 00:20   #2
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Good for her

EDIT: On a similar note, on a works night out, a bloke took his 80 year old gran, along Canal Street in Manchester and she loved it.
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Old 08-09-2003, 00:28   #3
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Well..... they should have had just cause to question her sanity on the basis of her choice of drink :p
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Old 08-09-2003, 00:42   #4
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Good on her. I've never seen as 80 yr old in a nightclub before & glad to see some old folk enjoy a night out. (even though in my late 20s I've been to about 2 nightclubs in the pass 4 years LOL)
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Just a thought.. how old is peter stringfellow now?
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Just a thought.. how old is peter stringfellow now?
Must be at least 100
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My mate took his mother and father who are in their 50s to our local Club where they play blinding techno as they wanted to see what it was like. Great night we all had
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Goes to show your as old as you feel! Hope she had lots!
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