Great thinkers of our time
09-02-2005, 09:11
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Great thinkers of our time
Miss Alabama (1994)
Q. If you could live forever, would you and why?
A. I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Mariah Carey
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
Matt Lauer (NBC’s Today)
'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.'
David Dinkins, NYC Mayor (after failing to pay his taxes)
'I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.'
Brooke Shields
'Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.'
Marion Barry (Mayor of Washington, DC)
'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'
Charles de Gaulle
'China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.'
Texas Congressional candidate
'That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.'
Dan Quayle
'It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
Interviewer, Ulster TV
'Do you believe David Trimble will stick to his guns on decommissioning?'
Radio 4 News
'…fears that the balloon may be forced to ditch in the Pacific. Mr Branson, however, remains buoyant and hopes to reach America…'
Jack Elder, New Zealand Police Minister
'Well, you could count them on the fingers of less than one hand …'
ITN
'It has been the German Army’s largest peacetime operation since World War 2'
John Major
'When your back’s against the wall, it’s time to turn round and fight'
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09-02-2005, 09:21
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
Talk about ' engage brain before speaking ' or maybe thats the problem ..lol
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09-02-2005, 09:42
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
The Mariah Carey one is not true........
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09-02-2005, 10:10
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
Love the John Major one. That was great
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09-02-2005, 10:13
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
John Major, a man so boring he ran away from the circus to become an accountant....
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09-02-2005, 10:21
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
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John Major, a man so boring he ran away from the circus to become an accountant....
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But he did like his peas 
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09-02-2005, 10:24
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
He wasn't too fond of eggs though, if I remember rightly. At least, someone he knew didn't like them very much.
fnar fnar.
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09-02-2005, 10:45
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
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09-02-2005, 10:50
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Is John Major American then?  LOL
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09-02-2005, 10:52
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
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09-02-2005, 11:21
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Re: Great thinkers of our time
G. Bush 2004 “The trouble with the French they do not have a word for entrepreneurâ€
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