02-02-2005, 18:37
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Men beware ;)
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02-02-2005, 18:45
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Re: Men beware ;)
PMSL. 
Brilliant, have a greenie. 
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02-02-2005, 18:49
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Re: Men beware ;)
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If Chi sees that, she'll either laugh, or you'll be sleeping in the Ka tonight...
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02-02-2005, 18:52
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Re: Men beware ;)
PMSL too
Let's hope for your sake Chim is in a good mood when she gets home eh? 
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02-02-2005, 18:52
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Re: Men beware ;)
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If Chi sees that, she'll either laugh, or you'll be sleeping in the Ka tonight...
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Thankfully Chim is rarely out of the green alert zone  Not much space to sleep in that Ka 
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02-02-2005, 19:07
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Re: Men beware ;)
LOL
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02-02-2005, 19:25
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Re: Men beware ;)
Very funny....... but the jokes about female hormones are getting a bit boring..... too easy a target and all over the place, bit like the female mind eh?
Why aren't there more jokes about the behaviour that men blame on their hormones? Testosterone is blamed for a lot of aberrant male behaviour..... so where are the jokes? 
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02-02-2005, 19:30
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Re: Men beware ;)
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Very funny....... but the jokes about female hormones are getting a bit boring..... too easy a target and all over the place, bit like the female mind eh?
Why aren't there more jokes about the behaviour that men blame on their hormones? Testosterone is blamed for a lot of aberrant male behaviour..... so where are the jokes? |
I put the lack of humour attacking men down to Double Standards.
Gotta love those double standards......
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02-02-2005, 19:35
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Re: Men beware ;)
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Very funny....... but the jokes about female hormones are getting a bit boring..... too easy a target and all over the place, bit like the female mind eh?
Why aren't there more jokes about the behaviour that men blame on their hormones? Testosterone is blamed for a lot of aberrant male behaviour..... so where are the jokes? |
like 'men give their penis a name because they don't want a stranger making 99% of their decisions for them.'
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'men don't fake orgasm-no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose'
that the sort of thing you mean?
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02-02-2005, 19:45
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Re: Men beware ;)
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like 'men give their penis a name because they don't want a stranger making 99% of their decisions for them.'
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'men don't fake orgasm-no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose'
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- and your sig, of course, nice one Incog, especially the first
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02-02-2005, 19:49
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Re: Men beware ;)
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Originally Posted by marina
Very funny....... but the jokes about female hormones are getting a bit boring..... too easy a target and all over the place, bit like the female mind eh?
Why aren't there more jokes about the behaviour that men blame on their hormones? Testosterone is blamed for a lot of aberrant male behaviour..... so where are the jokes? |
Oh they're there, just not as funny
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02-02-2005, 19:59
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Re: Men beware ;)
PMSFL Paul lovely wicked lmfao the look and glare from my gf at that one..
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02-02-2005, 20:04
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Re: Men beware ;)
Well I laughed - and now I'm ready, lurking outside the bathroom with a wet tea towel for his NAKED ass when he steps out of the bath!
Revenge will be MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And not a hormone in sight - I'm off to get some HRT actually! I don't need any excuse to be a bitch - I'm one all the time! 
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02-02-2005, 20:13
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Re: Men beware ;)
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like 'men give their penis a name because they don't want a stranger making 99% of their decisions for them.'
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That was actually quite funny As is your sig ("Why men are like colds..."), and some of your previous ones.
The only really male bashing jokes I can really remember are the "10 reasons why <anything> is better than a man". Yes I always read them and I can laugh along too.
Oh, I can remember one:
Q. Why did Jesus wander the earth for 40 days and 40 nights?
A. Because he was a bloke.
Feminist Jane Moore normally has male-bashing jokes in her column, but you have to buy The Sun to get it (it isn't on their website anymore, which is a shame I like Littlejohn and Clarkson)
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02-02-2005, 20:15
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Re: Men beware ;)
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Q. Why did Jesus wander the desert for 40 days and 40 nights?
A. Because he was a bloke.
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