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Old 01-02-2005, 19:08   #1
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Ageist and sexist in one hit

Probably posted before but while a certain person is busy watching her soaps

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself
"I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said,
"Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh, crap, am I driving?"
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Old 01-02-2005, 19:12   #2
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You trying to say I jump red lights?
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Old 01-02-2005, 19:15   #3
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Re: Ageist and sexist in one hit

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You trying to say I jump red lights?
Are you trying to say you're an old biddy then?

Good one BTW Paul, even if you did get busted
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Are you trying to say you're an old biddy then?

Good one BTW Paul, even if you did get busted
Old biddy?? Nope, you're as old as the man you feel!

Busted? Well I am sitting right next to him - dicing with death is a more apt description I think!
Go Paul!!!!
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So you drive like a chav on a mission then.
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So you drive like a chav on a mission then.
Yeah complete with neon lights on my wipers and bean can exhaust!
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Re: Ageist and sexist in one hit

Dont forget the stereo pumping out their latest underground chooons and the local race in the Macdonalds car park.
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Dont forget the stereo pumping out their latest underground chooons and the local race in the Macdonalds car park.
And my Crazy Frog ringtone on the Nokia? You've seen me as well!
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Re: Ageist and sexist in one hit

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And my Crazy Frog ringtone on the Nokia? You've seen me as well!
What about the crazy frog ringtone on the stereo?
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What about the crazy frog ringtone on the stereo?
No - that's the Scissor Sisters cd!
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