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Old 25-01-2005, 23:06   #1
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Talking Beware the Help Desk......

Just got This sent to me by Andy E. So funny I nearly wet myself........


Please be warned that there is some 'Adult' language used.
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Old 25-01-2005, 23:06   #2
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

Bad link....
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Old 25-01-2005, 23:09   #3
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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Just got This sent to me by Andy E. So funny I nearly wet myself........


Please be warned that there is some 'Adult' language used.
Looks like they used "Adult" language in the URL too.
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Old 25-01-2005, 23:11   #4
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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Bad link....
It's not the swear filter then? The link has a load of asterisks in it...
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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Looks like they used "Adult" language in the URL too.
I just rechecked the url, and there is. Its a shame cause its side splittingly funny.

Prolly best to delete the thread as a dead duck.
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Old 25-01-2005, 23:15   #6
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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I just rechecked the url, and there is. Its a shame cause its side splittingly funny.

Prolly best to delete the thread as a dead duck.
Can you not give us a hint regarding the offensive word?

Edit: Is it someone whose mother and father were not married?
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

It's not from 3DeadTrolls is it?
Because that one has been posted at least 3 times before, the first time by myself about 2 years ago on .com.

http://www.deadtroll.com/video/helldeskcable.html
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Old 25-01-2005, 23:19   #8
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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It's not from 3DeadTrolls is it?
Because that one has been posted at least 3 times before, the first time by myself about 2 years ago on .com.

http://www.deadtroll.com/video/helldeskcable.html
No mate, a completely different site. I'll send you the url, and you can have a look yourself if you wish.

Edit: The word in question is the olde english word for someone who is illigitimate (sp?). If you know what I mean.

On the other hand PM me and I'll send the link.
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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No mate, a completely different site. I'll send you the url, and you can have a look yourself if you wish.

Edit: The word in question is the olde english word for someone who is illigitimate (sp?). If you know what I mean.

On the other hand PM me and I'll send the link.
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

Hey! I posted this not long ago
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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Either I've become as dense as a Neutron Star, or I'm having a Blonde night but I cant for the life of me get that to work.
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Either I've become as dense as a Neutron Star, or I'm having a Blonde night but I cant for the life of me get that to work.
You may have missed my edit. Does the url end with a 7 letter word (followed by 1.html) that describes a person whose father and mother were not married?
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You may have missed my edit. Does the url end with a 7 letter word (followed by 1.html) that describes a person whose father and mother were not married?
Yes mate, I edited a previous post to include just this info.
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

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Either I've become as dense as a Neutron Star, or I'm having a Blonde night but I cant for the life of me get that to work.
Enter the full URL into the "Long URL" box. Click "SnipURL" . The Generated URL will appear above, and be copied into the clipboard. Either copy and paste, or just paste the url into a forum post.
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Re: Beware the Help Desk......

You can find it easy enough by going through the front door. If you can solve the riddle and it doesn't work, it is because you you need a capital B. That one confused me until I went through the front door and noticed.
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