Words Women Use!

Stephen Robb · 29-08-2003, 23:21

Words Women Use!

FINE:

This is the word that women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up! Never use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments!

FIVE MINUTES:

This is half an hour! It is the equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash; so it is an even trade!

NOTHING:

This means "Something" and you should consider being on your toes! "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out; upside down; and backwards! "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows):

This is a dare! One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows):

This means "I give up" or "do what you want, because I don't care" You will get a "Raised eyebrow go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five minutes" when she cools off!

LOUD SIGH:

This actually is not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men! A "Loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing!"

SOFT SIGH:

Again, not a word but a non-verbal statement. "Soft sighs" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breath, where upon she will stay content for a while!

THAT'S OKAY:

This is one of the most dangerous statement that a women can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done! "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised eyebrow"

GO AHEAD:

At some point in the very near future, you are going to be in some mighty deep serious trouble! (Usually it's called being in deep, deep sh*t)

PLEASE DO:

This is not statement, it is an offer! A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason, you have for doing whatever it is that you have done!

THANKS:

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome!

THANKS A LOT:

This is much different from "Thanks" A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really hacked of with you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by a "Loud sigh" Be very careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Bex · 30-08-2003, 11:03

i've seen those before, but i must say, in my case definately, a lot of those hold true!!

**Russ B** · 30-08-2003, 11:11

The most fearful thing a woman can say is......nothing!

When she's quiet, you just know you're not going to get away with spending Ã‚Â£200 on a brand new Sony re-writer

30-08-2003, 11:16

My fiance finds that a nothing and a loud sigh usually gets her chocolates and flowers. The local garage is offering me credit on these items

Actually she's not bad at all, sometimes I cant figure her out, but she thinks I'm complex........RESULT!

anarion · 30-08-2003, 11:49

talking of words women use...... what is the mysterious place they call SIDE ???? if you cant find your car keys... 'theyre on the side' etc what side???? you can never find the place but women know exactly what they mean!!!!!!!

Sensei Katana · 30-08-2003, 14:07

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Originally posted by anarion
talking of words women use...... what is the mysterious place they call SIDE ???? if you cant find your car keys... 'theyre on the side' etc what side???? you can never find the place but women know exactly what they mean!!!!!!!

This is the male chomasome field doing it work. The place known as 'Side' detects this chromasome approaching and folds itself into the fabric of reality.

The only way this can be reversed is when it detects the female chromasome, space unfolds for it and for some reason it contains your keys, cards, football tickets, beer money, etc...

TheBig1 · 30-08-2003, 15:21

Words Women use

Not tonight, when combined with turning on their side facing away from you and moving to the far side of the bed means either
You just farted, you stink of beer or she wants you to save your energy for tomorrow when she intend to take full advantage of you for several hours ;P

Bex · 31-08-2003, 16:09

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Originally posted by anarion
talking of words women use...... what is the mysterious place they call SIDE ???? if you cant find your car keys... 'theyre on the side' etc what side???? you can never find the place but women know exactly what they mean!!!!!!!

of course we know, its on the darn side doh :p

Jules · 01-09-2003, 13:43

Don't see the problem with "they are on the side" us ladies know were it is why don't men?

trinity · 01-09-2003, 14:48

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Originally posted by whyme38
Don't see the problem with "they are on the side" us ladies know were it is why don't men?

Exactly!
They're right over there on the side. Can't you see them? They're staring right at you!

Ramrod · 01-09-2003, 15:19

Words women use: 'Yes, you were right'

01-09-2003, 17:12

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Originally posted by Ramrod
Words women use: 'Yes, you were right'

You forgot the well used phrase..... Don't worry about it, i'm sure it happens to everyone at some point in their lives... really!

:p

anarion · 02-09-2003, 20:02

yeah but which flippin side????? therea re many varied sides that you use and you expect us to know which one u mean!!

Jules · 02-09-2003, 20:11

There is only one side and it is the side were what ever you are looking for is

Bex · 02-09-2003, 20:55

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Originally posted by whyme38
There is only one side and it is the side were what ever you are looking for is

exactly hun! if you say to another women "it's on the side" they find it straight off,,,,,why cant men?