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Old 14-02-2004, 22:53   #16
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Either my mind is in the gutter or this thread is shortly going to descend to the bad taste level.
Is that a request ?
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Old 14-02-2004, 22:53   #17
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Either my mind is in the gutter or this thread is shortly going to descend to the bad taste level.
Cool can I have a bad taste award ? Lesleyann got one
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Old 14-02-2004, 22:57   #18
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pretty weird I keep getting ones asking if i want to buy any pills like valium or viagra
Hmm, being sleepy and erect.. I know a couple of women that might take advantage..
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:00   #19
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Hmm, being sleepy and erect.. I know a couple of women that might take advantage..
And the phone numbers are.......
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And the phone numbers are.......
Check your local phone box
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:00   #21
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Hmm, being sleepy and erect.. I know a couple of women that might take advantage..
Feel free to send them up this way
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:02   #22
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oh god you men are all the same only one thing on your mind
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oh god you men are all the same only one thing on your mind
Tell me about it.
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oh god you men are all the same only one thing on your mind
Just want to help out, you know, a shoulder to cry on - or bite.
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:10   #25
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oh god you men are all the same only one thing on your mind
And who said I was a man ? ...Really, I am, and well, what can I say, apart from "you're right"
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:12   #26
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And who said I was a man ? ...Really, I am, and well, what can I say, apart from "you're right"
what ? you had to think about that first i know i'm right i'm married to stuartbe he's a perfect example
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:13   #27
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Tell me about it.
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That was earlier this evening , this is now
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Well, I just got another similar one, this time it reads

"The germans and the SS are going to take the next general meeting next week Graham"

this time, from a +447970..... number.... I'm getting paranoid now !!

And my name aint graham !!!
Perhaps you have somehow ended up on a football hooligan ringleader's list of contacts?
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Old 14-02-2004, 23:15   #29
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what ? you had to think about that first i know i'm right i'm married to stuartbe he's a perfect example
I know you are - I've hidden in you're wardrobes many a time......
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what ? you had to think about that first i know i'm right i'm married to stuartbe he's a perfect example
* cough * - you know I am a sex god

P.S. lesleyann is available for the night at the rate of 1 rep per hour
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