Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
01-10-2004, 22:09
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Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
Just been banned from every B & Q in the country
Some **** in an orange jump suit asked if I wanted decking.
So I got the first punch in 
Last edited by Halcyon; 01-10-2004 at 22:53.
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01-10-2004, 22:10
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gone
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
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01-10-2004, 22:31
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Yep, Dave Stones.
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
oh dear..... *groans*
wonder if you could come up with something similar about homebase, my beloved place of work 
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01-10-2004, 22:34
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
Its not B+Q you should be banned from, its telling jokes 
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01-10-2004, 22:50
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
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Originally Posted by Dave Stones
oh dear..... *groans*
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Well its Friday night.
 
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01-10-2004, 22:54
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
you sure you were in B&Q and not Guantanamo bay?
With jokes like that i know where you should be
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03-10-2004, 19:15
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cf.mega poster
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
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05-10-2004, 12:00
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Master Yoda's Love Child
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
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Originally Posted by Halcyon
Just been banned from every B & Q in the country
Some **** in an orange jump suit asked if I wanted decking.
So I got the first punch in
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Halcyon...................................
You want locking up for that one.........................
lol
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05-10-2004, 12:06
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That damn leprechaun!!
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
Well, it's good to know that soembody's worse than me
Halcyon - that was absolute class!
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05-10-2004, 13:34
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the terminator
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Re: Banned from all B&Q stores in the UK
Now, that's what you call a good punchline
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