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Old 12-08-2003, 19:08   #1
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Found this by accident, it could be useful for some people!!

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html
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Old 12-08-2003, 19:16   #2
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Found this by accident, it could be useful for some people!!

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html
ugh...

how the hell could he walk around like that? hope he wore a long sleeved top...

i kinda doubt the bit that says he can "have a healthy sex life" as well... there will be very little sensation in a latex tube compared to normal, surely?
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Old 12-08-2003, 19:48   #3
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ugh...

how the hell could he walk around like that? hope he wore a long sleeved top...

i kinda doubt the bit that says he can "have a healthy sex life" as well... there will be very little sensation in a latex tube compared to normal, surely?
Yea, it will just be a tube to pee from
Poor guy, imagine loosing your di*k at 16, just about when your thoughts turn to wanting to use it
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Old 12-08-2003, 20:46   #4
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It's strange... i read a bit of this thread earlier, left.. and then wanted to come back to it... i first went to the Current affairs section.. and then Lifestyle... and it wasn't there......
So i thought.. could it be in the humour section?
And here is where i found it.

While i can see the funny side.. if i try..... i can't help help thinking that it should have been in one of the other sections... No offence Pompey1
It's actually quite interesting to find a man (if you are one?) that finds the idea amusing.... and not doubled up holding his groin and being perpetually grateful that the news item isn't about him
Although i can see how the idea of having a penis grown on your arm might tickle your fancy.... and you wouldn't even have to unzip to tickle anyone else's either
Well, this IS in the humour section :p

On a more serious note.... this isn't the first time this sort of surgery has been done... and there is something called the Istanbul Flap which is a procedure that was perfected in Turkey a few years ago, and involves the use of the forearm to grow/create a new appendage.

Was going to post the details and photos but thought the more squeamish amongst you might faint or complain.... so am leaving it to you to let me know if you're interested in knowing more

How do i know all this? It's actually my job to know and find this type of info

Yup...... i love my job!! :p
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How do i know all this? It's actually my job to know and find this type of info

Yup...... i love my job!! :p
You make it sound like a hobby as well..

Seriously, if this works, then I should imagine the guy will feel a lot better. If that is the case, I wish him good luck.
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You make it sound like a hobby as well.......

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What can i say? It's not a hobby.....

It's my LIFE!!!! :p
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This shouldn't be in the humour section
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This shouldn't be in the humour section
....very poor taste
i dunno, its one of those border sick humor things aint it... you really shouldnt laff but you cant help it...
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Hmmm, we have insults as d1khead, d1kbrain & now "d1karm"!

At least he was not peeing through it too.
Although I also doubt he will resum a normal sex life, he just wont get the same feelings as the real thing.

Flashing in the park is just a matter of rolling his sleeve up.
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