Some Tuesday humor

Jerrek · 12-08-2003, 05:09

Here are some pictures for your amusement:

What the hell were they thinking?

Hehehe

Does that mean I can take a nap?

Um, so is that 3.14 mph or 180 mph?

This has to be Florida

lol

Aww

stamp92 · 12-08-2003, 08:24

thanks for giving me a laugh

Ramrod · 12-08-2003, 10:56

I like the first one

Stephen Robb · 12-08-2003, 13:11

I like it

Only the Yanks could dream up something like that!

Salu · 13-08-2003, 15:57

Here's a couple....

1) A Brunette walks into the Doctors.

"Doctor, I seem to hurt everywhere....When I prod my leg it really hurts.....Ouch....When I prod my head it's agony.....Ow..ch.....When I press my tummy its...terrible....phew...."

The Doctor pauses and then says "You're a natural blonde aren't you?"

The brunette says "Yes. How did you know?"

The Doctor says "You've broken your finger, love"

2) Two sheep are in a field.

One says to the other "Baaa Baaaa Baaaa"

The other raises one eyebrow, turns to the sheep and says "I just knew you were going to say that...."

Sensei Katana · 14-08-2003, 12:05

Try saying this one aloud...

Q - what do you call a fish with no eyes?

A - a fsh.