09-08-2003, 23:31
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[NTHW] pc clan
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Martial arts humour
Martial arts humour
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even more (no I don't know what ginsu is)
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No, please not more
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09-08-2003, 23:46
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aka Sensei Jitsu
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very good, how many people on here do matrial arts,
I DO
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10-08-2003, 00:04
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BOFH :D
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I have a black belt in karaoke
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10-08-2003, 00:08
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It has begun...
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I know Kung-Fu
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10-08-2003, 10:14
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Ring a ding a ding a ring
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I have a Black belt in my troosers!
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10-08-2003, 10:17
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Cable Forum Team
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mal
I know Kung-Fu
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Apparently there's a scottish martial art called "F*K Yu"! But that's mostly headbutting and kicking people when they're on the floor.....
And kudos to anyone who can tell me which film I ripped that from....
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
The king and cage
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10-08-2003, 15:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Russ D
Apparently there's a scottish martial art called "F*K Yu"! But that's mostly headbutting and kicking people when they're on the floor.....
And kudos to anyone who can tell me which film I ripped that from....
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Would it be..... So i married an axe murderer.. ?
Would it be.... kudos to me ? 
:p
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10-08-2003, 15:32
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*mumbles nasty sounding curses to himself 'Muttley' style....
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
The king and cage
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10-08-2003, 15:33
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Russ D
*mumbles nasty sounding curses to himself 'Muttley' style....
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Would you like to mumble a little louder...... i've never even seen the film  :p
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10-08-2003, 15:35
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No
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I worry about my nan. She lives alone. If she fell over, would she make a noise?
The king and cage
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10-08-2003, 15:55
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Cable Forum Team
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Quote:
Originally posted by Russ D
*mumbles nasty sounding curses to himself 'Muttley' style....
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*laughs in a Muttley stylee...
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10-08-2003, 22:23
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The pen or the sword?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Russ D
Apparently there's a scottish martial art called "F*K Yu"! But that's mostly headbutting and kicking people when they're on the floor.....
And kudos to anyone who can tell me which film I ripped that from....
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A bit strong for our Resident Bible Basher! Go and wash your mouth out with soap and say 10,000 Hail Mary's in repentance!!
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10-08-2003, 22:34
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bah
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Quote:
Originally posted by kink
Would it be..... So i married an axe murderer.. ?
Would it be.... kudos to me ?
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damn you kink, grrrrrr
'you are evil, like the fru-its of the devil'
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10-08-2003, 22:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by handyman
damn you kink, grrrrrr
'you are evil, like the fru-its of the devil'
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I am NOT the resident evil..... but am too nice to name names.... so like Eve before me, shall take the blame regardless...... :p
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11-08-2003, 07:17
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Quote:
Originally posted by Stephen Robb
A bit strong for our Resident Bible Basher! Go and wash your mouth out with soap and say 10,000 Hail Mary's in repentance!!
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Oi - it's Catholics who do that!!
But well done Kink, yes that's the film.
I've always wondered - if kickboxers are so tough why do they need gloves to protect their hands?
I once asked a kickboxer what's the best thing about their sport and he said "It teaches you to take a punch". I replied, "Kung Fu - it teaches you to avoid a punch". Not be deterred he came back with "Yeah but you're not going to be able to avoid ALL the punches" and my come-back was "Well I suggest you're doing the wrong Martial Art then....."
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