04-09-2004, 17:02
|
#1
|
|
cf.mega poster
Join Date: Jun 2003
Age: 29
Posts: 6,273
|
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 17:03
|
#2
|
|
Cable Forum Team
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Cambridge
Age: 31
Services: Freeview, Sky+HD, Sky Broadband "Max", BT phone
Posts: 10,377
|
Re: Blonde Convention
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 17:56
|
#3
|
|
Hello !
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: East Midlands
Services: VMedia 2mb
Posts: 10,988
|
Re: Blonde Convention
Lmao
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 18:03
|
#4
|
|
Permanently Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: norton , teesside
Age: 40
Posts: 10,571
|
Re: Blonde Convention
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 18:23
|
#5
|
|
Yep, Dave Stones.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Selly Oak, Birmingham
Age: 23
Services: BT Broadband Option 3, BT Landline, Freeview
Posts: 3,214
|
Re: Blonde Convention
naughty....
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 18:27
|
#6
|
|
part timer
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: M'boro
Age: 52
Services: phone,BB,telly
Posts: 895
|
Re: Blonde Convention
 Loved it
told my wife and she said " but she was right"
yes ...she's blonde
__________________
I know a bit about rocket science......and this ain't it 
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 18:30
|
#7
|
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Leicester
Age: 58
Posts: 243
|
Re: Blonde Convention
Beaut
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 18:53
|
#8
|
|
cf.mega poster
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Stoke-On-Heaven
Age: 22
Services: Freeview, 512k Pipex.
Posts: 1,757
|
Re: Blonde Convention
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Scrubbs
Loved it
told my wife and she said " but she was right"
yes ...she's blonde |
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 19:30
|
#9
|
|
[NTHW] pc clan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Tonbridge
Age: 40
Services: Be* Unlimited ADSL2+ BB
Posts: 17,740
|
Re: Blonde Convention
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Scrubbs
Loved it
told my wife and she said " but she was right"
yes ...she's blonde |
rotfpmsl
........wouldn't give a rats a*se for your chances of sex tonight Scrubbs
__________________
Step by step, walk the thousand mile road...
-----------------------------------------------------
Are you a mature PC gamer? Then go to the mature gamers site: nthwgaming.co.uk 
Last edited by Ramrod; 04-09-2004 at 19:37.
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 19:34
|
#10
|
|
Eva Longoria Fan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Essex
Age: 20
Services: BT,
Sky multiroom (Sky+ & HD),
UKOnline 8MB ADSL
Posts: 6,138
|
Re: Blonde Convention
Class, pure class
|
|
|
|
|
04-09-2004, 21:52
|
#11
|
|
Busy Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Nottingham
Age: 45
Services: VM Phone : Sky+ Multiroom : VM Cable (20 Mbps)
Posts: 14,475
|
Re: Blonde Convention
Wonderful
__________________
 Click here for a real, interactive, tv guide.
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 16:27.
|
Join CF
You are here: 
