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Old 14-08-2004, 20:48   #1
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What Are The Biggest Lies You Have Ever Heard??
Here are a few lite Examples

The cheque is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, & I am here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

You get this one, I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

I never inhaled.

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

I never watch television except for the BBC.

..but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Dont worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

I gave at the office.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

Read my lips: no new taxes

I've never done anything like this before

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth

It's supposed to make that noise.

I *love* your new !

..then take a left. You can't miss it.

Yes, I did.

Don't worry, it's OK... I'm sterile.

Its her fault.

She did it.

I never kissed her.... honest!


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Old 14-08-2004, 20:52   #2
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Old 14-08-2004, 20:57   #3
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Old 14-08-2004, 21:00   #4
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Old 14-08-2004, 21:01   #5
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I can think of a few more but this is a family forum
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I can think of a few more but this is a family forum
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