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Old 14-08-2004, 11:42   #1
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Run rabbit, run rabbit

I'm still not sure whether or not to believe this item from today's Guardian. The blazing shed is indeed what you might call a sting in the tail.

Sting in blazing bunny's tail

Groundsmen at Devizes Cricket Club in Wiltshire were startled when they lit a paraffin-soaked bonfire and a rabbit shot out with its tail ablaze. They did not see where it went, but 30 minutes later their nearby shed went up in flames, causing £60,000 worth of damage.
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Old 14-08-2004, 11:45   #2
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Re: Run rabbit, run rabbit

So they discovered where the rabbit went then.
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Old 14-08-2004, 11:47   #3
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Re: Run rabbit, run rabbit

Me thinks this could just as easily be posted in humour than current affairs

Has anyone tried BBQ rabbit
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They think it got away - well they haven't found any remains in the wreckage!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/3561514.stm
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Re: Run rabbit, run rabbit

Imagine trying to get this one past the insurance company. I can just see it now:
Q. How did it happen?
A. A rabbit torched our shed

That's gonna be a claim form that becomes legendary.

I've heard of bunny boilers but bunny lighters is a new one on me
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Old 14-08-2004, 12:37   #6
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Re: Run rabbit, run rabbit

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They think it got away - well they haven't found any remains in the wreckage!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/3561514.stm

Clearly it hot-tailed its way out of there........
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Clearly it hot-tailed its way out of there........
I see the Maestro is in fine form this afternoon.

Keep up the punny comments.
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Old 14-08-2004, 14:30   #8
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I'm not surprised. The rabbit was obviously on heat. :sprint:
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Old 14-08-2004, 15:21   #9
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The rabbit was probably quite angry too...

Would have made it a hot cross bunny
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The rabbit was probably quite angry too...

Would have made it a hot cross bunny
*groan* Your coat is right over there m8
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*groan* Your coat is right over there m8
I don't think my joke warrented (sic) a comment like that

OK, OK, I'm going....
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The rabbit was probably quite angry too...

Would have made it a hot cross bunny
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I'm not surprised. The rabbit was obviously on heat. :sprint:
Its why it went off with an old flame, obviously
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I don't think my joke warrented (sic) a comment like that

OK, OK, I'm going....
Haha and it was shutch a good pun too......
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I wish you lot wouldn't rabbit on so !
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