Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
10-08-2004, 21:48
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Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
There are many ways to describe someone as stupid/dumb... Can anyone add to the list below?.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Not the sharpest tool in the toolbox.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- A few cans short of a 6-pack.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- There is a light on but no ones home.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the stupid tree & hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little farther apart than most.
- The lift doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- A few slices short of a loaf.
- Thick as a dockers sandwich.
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10-08-2004, 21:57
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
A few sandwiches short of a picnic......
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10-08-2004, 22:02
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
ten pence shilling
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10-08-2004, 22:09
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
2 strings short of a banjo 
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10-08-2004, 22:14
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
dumb as a box of rocks
thick as 2 short planks
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10-08-2004, 22:14
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Yep, Dave Stones.
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
dumb as a monkey....
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10-08-2004, 22:18
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
Has got a few slates missing.
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10-08-2004, 22:19
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
A few I use;
* If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to flutter his eyelids.
* If he had another braincell it would be lonely.
* He has the IQ of a brick.
* Another braincell and he would be dangerous.
* Thick as two short planks.
Any that refer to male can also be modified for female.
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10-08-2004, 23:24
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
Few cards short of a full deck and one wave short of a shipwreck, to quote Queen
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10-08-2004, 23:24
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
Queen did a song about this ... I'm going slightly mad
Some sample lines:
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
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10-08-2004, 23:26
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
It's been a funny old day. I keep thinking the same thing as other people  First it was MGP, and now it's Christ T.
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10-08-2004, 23:29
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
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It's been a funny old day. I keep thinking the same thing as other people First it was MGP, and now it's Christ T. |
lol, looks like you got there first, tho
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10-08-2004, 23:34
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
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lol, looks like you got there first, tho |
The mists cleared on the crystal ball. Amazing what you can do with a screen wipe
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10-08-2004, 23:41
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
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Originally Posted by Dave Stones
dumb as a monkey....
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Oi!!
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10-08-2004, 23:43
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Re: Many Ways to Say that Somebody Is Stupid (Dumb)
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Originally Posted by monkeybreath
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 there is dumb as a chimp as well...
etc etc...
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