sick of your wife

kronas · 31-07-2003, 20:45

put her on ebay

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3109533.stm

Ramrod · 31-07-2003, 21:02

The e-bay thing is just a laugh but the historical info in the report is just bizzare

kronas · 31-07-2003, 21:05

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Originally posted by Ramrod
The e-bay thing is just a laugh but the historical info in the report is just bizzare

yep mutual consent was needed though

Theodoric · 31-07-2003, 21:34

Time for a bit of culture, people. In 'The Mayor of Casterbridge' by Thomas Hardy, did not the main character in the book sell his wife? The sum of Ã‚Â£10 vaguely crosses my mind, but I won't swear to it.

Tricky · 31-07-2003, 21:46

Just think though - how much would you pay to get free haircuts for the rest of your life (assuming you're not bald!)

Ramrod · 31-07-2003, 23:22

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Originally posted by Theodoric
Time for a bit of culture, people. In 'The Mayor of Casterbridge' by Thomas Hardy, did not the main character in the book sell his wife? The sum of Ã‚Â£10 vaguely crosses my mind, but I won't swear to it.

Only studied Tess of the Durbervilles....thank God!

kronas · 01-08-2003, 00:29

i think its disgusting i could never do that to my......... erm errrrr (if i ever have one) wife

Stephen Robb · 01-08-2003, 02:20

Just a thought, if that was now I coud have flogged the pair of them and made a bit of money on the side instead of messy divorces!!!!

peterska2 · 01-08-2003, 02:25

If I was sick of my wife I'd sell her on.

Just think of the market.

For Sale.
Wife. 5 ft 8.
Nice and shapely.
Can cook, clean and look after the kids.
Only one previous owner.
Ã‚Â£800 ono

Think I could put that in the supermarkets and local papers now couldn't I?

01-08-2003, 12:11

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Originally posted by Ramrod
Only studied Tess of the Durbervilles....thank God!

ONLY studied Tess of the dirty drills????????????

You should be given a medal for endurance..... and a slap for understatement

Yes yes i know.... off topic.... i deserve a slap too

**Stuart C** · 01-08-2003, 13:58

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Originally posted by Tricky
Just think though - how much would you pay to get free haircuts for the rest of your life (assuming you're not bald!)

She may not charge you money for the haircuts, but could cost you in other ways....

Stephen Robb · 03-08-2003, 01:28

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Originally posted by scastle
She may not charge you money for the haircuts, but could cost you in other ways....

You can say that again!

Xaccers · 03-08-2003, 02:20

Reminds me of the email chainletter where you send your wife to the person at the top of the list and eventually your name goes to the top.

Mark Richards has already recieved 3 cheerleaders and a airstewardess

Tim Summers broke the chain and got his wife back!

Lord Nikon · 03-08-2003, 02:32

Stewardesses are fun.... but then again, so are cheerleaders

deadite66 · 03-08-2003, 03:58

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Originally posted by peterska2
If I was sick of my wife I'd sell her on.

Just think of the market.

For Sale.
Wife. 5 ft 8.
Nice and shapely.
Can cook, clean and look after the kids.
Only one previous owner.
Ã‚Â£800 ono

Think I could put that in the supermarkets and local papers now couldn't I?

don't forget manufactured date and could you get 1 years warranty from defects