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Old 26-05-2004, 16:24   #1
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Fish Puns

Oh my Cod, this is going to be good. We are going to be a Dab hand at this, I think?

A bit of shark wit never hurt anyone..

Can anyone do any Betta?

As Russ is a prawn again Christian, eel be betta than most!

Make sure that they are not too crappie*

*The crappie is one of two common species of freshwater fish, genus Pomoxis, family Centrarchidae. They are extremely popular game fish
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Old 26-05-2004, 16:27   #2
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Please god no ...
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Re: Fish Puns

You need kelp

I reckon this is a load of carp
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Old 26-05-2004, 16:30   #4
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Re: Fish Puns

I told you last time - I've haddock nuff of this
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looks like you may feel this is a load of Pollocks?

Maybe you are feeling a little Orange Roughy after last night
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Old 26-05-2004, 16:32   #6
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Re: Fish Puns

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Be honest Bifta - it took a Manta rayse this again (bearing in mind, it was me who started it last time )
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Old 26-05-2004, 16:33   #7
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Weve done this before in here

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/sh...hlight=carping
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Re: Fish Puns

somebody put him in his Plaice before he throws a Wobbegong
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Old 26-05-2004, 16:40   #9
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Stop this before you incur the wrasse of the admins
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Re: Fish Puns

Veni, Vidi, Fishy ( I came, I saw, I fished)


Right Im going back to watch my film before this topic haunts me.
Its real good. It has Nicole Squidman , Skate Moss, and Pike Lee in it.
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Old 26-05-2004, 21:23   #11
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theres nothing for it, im going to get on my motor Pike and side Carp and hit the road
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Re: Fish Puns

I see you lot are having a whale of a time with this. It gets my seal of approval.
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I see you lot are having a whale of a time with this. It gets my seal of approval.
Do mammals count as fish? /end of boring pedant git mode

I am not getting into all these oceanic puns again - see the 'jokes' thread for last time's contributions, lol
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Oh for cods sake relax


w00t for me bringin back a minor 4 year old thread
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