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Old 13-05-2008, 16:03   #16
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Re: Fish Puns

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w00t for me bringin back a minor 4 year old thread
What's the porpoise?
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Old 13-05-2008, 16:05   #17
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Re: Fish Puns

Its too hot to be indoors reading the forum... im off some plaice else to garopa* some women

* Portuguese fish
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Old 13-05-2008, 16:11   #18
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Re: Fish Puns

Something Smells very FISHY in this thread
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Old 13-05-2008, 16:13   #19
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Re: Fish Puns

Someone is at-tench-shun seeking..



Well, it's an old thread, I thought I'd ressurected on old joke.
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Old 13-05-2008, 16:17   #20
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Re: Fish Puns

I'm PERCH-ed over my thread delete button.
But then again some of you are having a WHALE of a time (I know its not a fish)
So I'll let you FLOUNDER through some more puns.

*Gets gun*
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Old 13-05-2008, 16:23   #21
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*Gets gun*
Should that not have been a spear gun or harpoon?

Maybe I should stop trawling the depths so I won't mussel into this thread any longer. It's time to clam up.
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Re: Fish Puns

Time for a sing-song: 'There's a plaice for us' and 'Salmon chanted evening'
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Re: Fish Puns

More than enough here to satisfy your appetite for all things fish-punny
http://www.jimrothermel.com/FishJokes.htm
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Re: Fish Puns

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Couldn't you find a chub-bier zombie? He looks a bit green around the gills...
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Couldn't you find a chub-bier zombie?
I dont want to carp on but a mirror might have helped
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Re: Fish Puns

This old thread?

I can only do this.

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This old thread?

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That's not a gold fish, it's a mammal...
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what a load of codswallop!
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