Oh bloody hell. Not content with having to put up with the women moaning about it, we now have to get lectures from the bloody toilet and all.
If they were going to do a Douglas Adams and use Genuine People Personalities, why couldn't they Marvin:
"Just go and do it, you'll miss anyway. God i'm so depressed"
Or the doors:
"Hi mate! It will be an honour and a pleasure to recieve your waste!"
Err, actually, scratch that last one

. Whats wrong with having a sexy voice? We might listen to it then.