:) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
13-05-2004, 22:08
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:) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
To: All Al Queda Fighters
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys. Weve all been putting in long hours recently but weve really come together as a group and I love that!
However, while we are fighting a jihad, we cant forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few
concerns.
Firstly; while its good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust
in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the
cave daily. Ive done my bit on the cleaning rota have you? Ive posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception
area (next to the Halaal toaster).
Second; Its not often I make a video address but when I do, Im trying to scare the sh*t out of most of the
worlds population, okay ? This means while were taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or
keep doing the Wassup thing. Thanks.
Third; Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote Ossy on the front, and put it on the top shelf.
Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. Thats all Im saying.
Fourth; Im not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidels bat and ball
games. Please do not chant Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.
Five; Graffiti. To whoever wrote OSAMA F**KS DONKEYS on the group toilet wall, its a lie. The donkey backed
into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.
Six; The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the chicken backed into me, whilst I
was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, this is a grey
area.)
Finally; Weve heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to
set up patrols to look for them.
First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.
Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
P.s. - Im sick of having Osamas Bed Linen scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, its not funny anymore.
>>> Ammended to say, that I was not the Author of this piece
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13-05-2004, 22:11
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
Excellent 
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13-05-2004, 22:18
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
Pssst! Shouldn't this be in humour? 
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13-05-2004, 22:22
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
- Im sick of having Osamas Bed Linen scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, its not funny anymore.
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Last edited by Ramrod; 13-05-2004 at 22:26.
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13-05-2004, 22:32
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
Quote:
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Pssst! Shouldn't this be in humour? |
Me thinks your right. Can some kind Mod move it Thanks
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14-05-2004, 02:55
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
LMAO. Nice one mate
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14-05-2004, 11:23
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
LOL funniest thing I have read in a while
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15-05-2004, 00:15
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
Nice one mate, but watch out for the laser painting you're computer. lol
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15-05-2004, 00:23
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Re: :) To: All Al Queda Fighters :)
Very good.
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