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Old 19-07-2003, 15:57   #1
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Five important men in a woman's life!

1. A Doctor who tells her to, "Lie down!"
2. A Dentist who tells her to, "Open wide!"
3. A Coalmen who asks her, "Where would you like it, front or back?"
4. An Interior Designer who says, "How do you like it, now it's up?"
5. A Bank Manager who tells her, "An early withdrawl will result in a loss of interest!"
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Shouldn't that 'joke' be in the You should be shot for telling that! thread? :p
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