A Bird ...

[zendawn]

A bird was walking through the forest when it started snowing. It was so cold that his tiny little legs froze to the ground. Suddenly, he started chirping at the top of his tiny lungs, hoping that a farmer would come along and free him.

Two minutes passed, and a cow came along. The cow, not noticing the bird, proceeded to defecate, the **** landing on top of the bird. At long last, the bird was warm, and the warm pile of **** melted the ice around its feet.

Realizing it was free, the bird lifted its wings and tried to fly away, but was once again stuck in the pile of ****. Again hoping a farmer would come along and free him, the bird started chirping.

Three minutes passed and a cat came along. Seeing the bird, the cat came over, pulled him out of the ****, cleaned him off, and ate him.

Moral of the story: The one who puts you in a ****ty situation isn't always your enemy and the one who pulls you out of one isn't always your friend. And if you are warm and happy, shut up and sit still