A ventriloquist is visiting New Zealand when he stumbles across a
small
village and decides to have some fun. Approaching a man on his porch patting his dog he says "can i talk to
your dog?" the villager just laughs at him and says "Are you stupid? the
dog doesnt talk" "Are you sure?" asks the ventriloquist. Turning to the
dog
he says "Hello mate how is it going?", "Im doing alright" the dog
replies.
At this, the villager looks shocked. "Is this your owner?" "Yep", says
the
dog. "How does he treat you?" asks the ventriloquist. "really well. He
walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a
week to play".
"Mind if i talk to your horse?" the ventriloquist asks the villager.
The
horse tells the ventriloquist he is also treated pretty well.. "I am
ridden
regularly, brushed down often and kept in a nice barn". "Mind if i i talk
to your sheep?" the ventriloquist then asks. In a panic, the villager
tunrs
around and shouts: "The sheeps a liar"
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