I did the online thing and got a quote that covers the whole lot - bus/cancer/limbs dropping off and so on. Around £25 a month, for the next 10 years - I didn't want to be too optimistic about life expectency. But then on the application page, a problem - when can we phone you to ask medical questions. What sort of questions are they likely to ask

Is it likely that they'll ask if I'm a puff and add £50 on because, well, I'm likely to catch AIDS? Will it be personal questions about what I do in bed? Is my responsible attitude to sexual health likely to do me no favours - I've had a few HIV tests? I don't really want to talk to anyone, let alone someone in India who's liable to get it all wrong.
Why the hell is it that simple things just have to be made complicated?