Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
24-08-2006, 15:04
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Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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24-08-2006, 15:07
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
"Quick release for easy seat removal."
Are you meant to carry it around with you?
I'll need to buy a larger laptop bag...
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24-08-2006, 15:13
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
Sorry, not allowed...
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Designed in America, for the American family
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Plus it's blatantly sexist...
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Posterior and feminine warm water washes
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What if I wanted to give my frontal dangly bits a quick squirt??? 
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24-08-2006, 15:14
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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Originally Posted by TheNorm
"Quick release for easy seat removal."
Are you meant to carry it around with you?
I'll need to buy a larger laptop bag...
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Apparently it fits on 98% of the toilets, you just plug it to the socket, but you need to do a bit of plmbing -not too difficult, watch the video....
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24-08-2006, 15:17
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
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24-08-2006, 15:18
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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Originally Posted by Condoleezza
....watch the video....
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Tell me it doesn't show it in real, live action... 
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24-08-2006, 15:20
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
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We are catching up!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5279052.stm
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24-08-2006, 15:52
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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Originally Posted by Condoleezza
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Originally Posted by Gareth
Hmm, designed for the average American family, eh? Judging by the comments the typical American tourists makes about the small size of the seats in our trains, I guess the Swash is really of jet wash proportions, to cover their larger-than-ours butts!
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Holy Cow!?! 
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24-08-2006, 15:56
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
I have seen it all now!
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24-08-2006, 15:56
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
This thread smells decidedly fruity...
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24-08-2006, 15:59
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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This thread smells decidedly fruity...
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That's thanks to thw Swash... imagine how it would smell otherwise 
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24-08-2006, 15:59
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Re: Have you tried a Swash -Hitech bumwash and more ;)
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This thread smells decidedly fruity...
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Definitely got stones for starting it...
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