Well if they nick mine they are welcome.It only works intermittantly and I need a new one.
They used to steal my wrought iron gate and hide it down the road.Then they found the top brick on my wall was loose and started hiding that..I hope they got a hernia after it was recemented.Snigger!
Now they take the for sale notices attached to my new fence for the house next door and hide them...
I've had plants and hanging baskets 'borrowed'.
After that I don't bother anymore with my front garden..I note that next door who are new haven't lost anything yet despite all sorts of removable objects in the front garden.Maybe they are paying protection money.
Mind last year I did find some lad from up the road asleep in my front garden..