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Being British.
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign."
About right
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22-01-2006, 23:19
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Re: Being British.
Thats about spot on!
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22-01-2006, 23:20
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Re: Being British.
Very good, and so true
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22-01-2006, 23:22
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All true..Except the lies
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Re: Being British.
Vg
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22-01-2006, 23:27
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Re: Being British.
Saying "I thinks we have done this several times before" And the fact that my pc wont play tennis, And why wont insurance companies come to there senses, and realise its women that cause the accidents.
Ahh yes sorry MOANING
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22-01-2006, 23:27
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Re: Being British.
/posts to admit I can laugh at myself
- but it took the Dutch bloke & the Latvian guy to point it out
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22-01-2006, 23:45
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Re: Being British.
Where are the Welshies when you need them?
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22-01-2006, 23:46
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Re: Being British.
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Originally Posted by marky
Saying "I thinks we have done this several times before" And the fact that my pc wont play tennis, And why wont insurance companies come to there senses, and realise its women that cause the accidents.
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The last two accidents I was involved in were the fault of a MALE driver.
Frankly I think being British has changed completely from when I was younger.I think the main one is that we are much less polite than we used to be.I would never have given an adult any cheek as a kid but today you get a mouthful if you look at them if they are behaving poorly.
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22-01-2006, 23:48
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Re: Being British.
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The last two accidents I was involved in were the fault of a MALE driver. 
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'course, the common denominator in both of those was you..... 
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22-01-2006, 23:51
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Re: Being British.
Classic, made me laugh.
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22-01-2006, 23:51
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Re: Being British.
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'course, the common denominator in both of those was you.....  
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22-01-2006, 23:54
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Re: Being British.
'kinell.....I'm a dead man when she sees that!
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22-01-2006, 23:54
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Re: Being British.
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Originally Posted by Incognitas
The last two accidents I was involved in were the fault of a MALE driver. 
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'course, the common denominator in both of those was you.....  
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Oh so sitting quietly minding the traffic on the entrance to a roundabout while some jerk rams the back of my car is MY fault just because I'm female.  .
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22-01-2006, 23:56
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Re: Being British.
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Originally Posted by Stuart C
Where are the Welshies when you need them?
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Eh? What? Did someone call?
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23-01-2006, 00:16
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Re: Being British.
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'kinell.....I'm a dead man when she sees that! 
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Correct!
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