Women! Pay attention! :D

**Russ** · 27-11-2005, 21:33

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that
time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if
you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we
can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice
if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what
you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just
mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMT is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it
down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.

Wicked_and_Crazy · 27-11-2005, 21:39

YAAAWWWWNNNNN, here we go again, lets bash the other sex

**Russ** · 27-11-2005, 21:41

Uh oh - sense of humour bypass!!

Read it again - it's not bashing anyone. Number 13 for example?

punky · 27-11-2005, 21:42

Oh hell yeah.... Deserves one of these ------>

Some of those are so true. I wish women would take notice of them.

Wicked_and_Crazy · 27-11-2005, 21:43

ive read it before, years ago

so statements like "PMT is not an excuse" is not fishing for a reaction??

**Russ** · 27-11-2005, 21:44

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy

so statements like "PMT is not an excuse" is not fishing for a reaction??

No - I think blaming PMT for anything is as lazy as a bloke blaming violence on alcohol.

Wicked_and_Crazy · 27-11-2005, 21:50

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Originally Posted by Russ D

No - I think blaming PMT for anything is as lazy as a bloke blaming violence on alcohol.

agreed, but im also a male and therefore we have logic

punky · 27-11-2005, 21:52

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy

agreed, but im also a male and therefore we have logic

Now who's bashing the opposite sex?

Marge · 27-11-2005, 21:52

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy

agreed, but im also a male and therefore we have logic

male + logic = hell will freeze over first

btw number 1 is not correct

Wicked_and_Crazy · 27-11-2005, 22:19

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Originally Posted by punky

Now who's bashing the opposite sex?

not me??? just different logic

**Russ** · 27-11-2005, 22:21

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy

not me??? just different logic

That is such a female thing to say

Wicked_and_Crazy · 27-11-2005, 22:22

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Originally Posted by Marge

male + logic = hell will freeze over first

btw number 1 is not correct

and to think i was sticking up for you!! pffftttttttt

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Originally Posted by Russ D

That is such a female thing to say

i knew i could get you to make a sexist comment

**Russ** · 27-11-2005, 22:22

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy

and to think i was sticking up for you!! pffftttttttt

Yes marge, being the 'little lady' you needed a man to stick up for you didn't you.....

clupet · 27-11-2005, 22:42

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11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

made me laugh specially since i thought my boyfriend was the only one that suffered this, (dont worry hes still not allowed me) .....yet getting the wax strips for the eye brows

punky · 27-11-2005, 22:49

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Originally Posted by Marge

male + logic = hell will freeze over first

Well, can't be that far off. Hyde has already started

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Originally Posted by Russ D

Yes marge, being the 'little lady' you needed a man to stick up for you didn't you.....

Trust me, marge doesn't need anyone standing up for her. I feel sorry for the poor sod who has to date her...