The 'In My Ideal World' Thread.

[Maggy J]

The bath taps would turn on or off at my voiced command so I could get the perfect deep hot bath without me having to get into contortions to turn the tap off while I'm in it.





I'd also never ever get odd socks.


What would happen in your ideal world?

[Graham M]

Me and my girlfriend could see each other whenever we wanted.

[Paul M]

Originally Posted by Incognitas

What would happen in your ideal world?

I would be a multi-millionaire.

[Angua]

Clothes would come out of the dryer or off the line without needing ironing and hang themselves up, be folded in a drawer and socks paired up and all put away. Bliss!

[Russ]

Big J would be here.

[marky]

Originally Posted by Angua

Clothes would come out of the dryer or off the line without needing ironing and hang themselves up, be folded in a drawer and socks paired up and all put away. Bliss!

Mine do

But in my ideal world, it would be like what Bill & Ted said "Be excellent to each other"

[Angua]

Originally Posted by marky

Mine do

For that

Originally Posted by marky

But in my ideal world, it would be like what Bill & Ted said "Be excellent to each other"

For that

[Paul M]

Originally Posted by marky

Mine do

So do mine.

[Halcyon]

The ones we love would be around forever, we wouldnt have all this hatred and war in the world.
And I wished we were less materialistic. Why do we need a million phone shops, a million things available. We can get by on simple things.

[TheBlueRaja]

Scotland would win the world cup - England never would have.

There would be no religion.

[Graham]

Originally Posted by Incognitas

I'd also never ever get odd socks.

I cheated, last time I bought socks, I got about a dozen pairs, all identical and threw all the old ones out!

In my ideal world, people would get on with living their *own* lives without trying to tell everyone else that they're doing it wrong.

Everyone would live by the maxim "An it harm no other, do what thou wilt".

[Maggy J]

In my ideal world it would only rain at night.









And there would always be one snowy day for the kids.

No poverty.

[Chimaera]

Chocolate and cream cakes that don't make you fat!

A cure for cancer - or better treatments available to everyone, at least.

with acknowledgement to the late Ian Dury (RIP)

You'll See Glimpses

You'll see.
They think I'm off my crust as I creep about the gaff.
But I'm really getting ready to surprise them all.
Because I'm busy sorting out the problems of the world.
And when I reveal all, I may get a crinkly mouth.
I've given my all to the task at hand unstintingly.
When it's all over, I'll rest on my laurels.

Here for a moment is a glimpse of my plan:
All kids will be happy learning things.
The wind will smell of wild flowers.
Nobody will whack each other about with nasty things.
All the room in the world.

They take me for a mug because I smile.
They think I'm too out of tune to mind being patronised.
All in all, it's been another phase in my chosen career,
And when my secrets are out, they'll bite their silly tongues.
All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
When skies are blue, we all feel the benefit.

Glimpse Number 2 for the listener.
Everyone will feel useful in lovely ways.
Trees will be firmly rooted in town and country.
Illness and despair will be dispensed with.
All the room in the world.

They ask me if I've had the voices yet.
They don't think I know any true answers.
It's true that I haven't quite finished yet.
When it all comes out in the wash, they'll eat their words.
I've got all their names and addresses.
Later on I'll write them each a thank-you letter.

Before I stop, here's a last glimpse into the general future.
Home rule will exist in each home, forever.
Every living thing will be another friend.
This wonderful state of affairs will last for always.
This has been got out by a friend

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