Women Over 30

Orior · 17-10-2005, 09:29

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... It was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if You are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Okay, discuss.

me283 · 17-10-2005, 09:35

I fully agree. Nothing there that I would disagree with. I would also add, that younger women (under 25) will often disagree just to prove a point, or just to prove their independence, even when they don't disagree!

One exception - my other half. She is 26... but she is also unique!

orangebird · 17-10-2005, 10:15

I might print that off and put it in a frame.

Salu · 17-10-2005, 10:22

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Originally Posted by orangebird

I might print that off and put it in a frame.

...you being 21 of course

lippy · 17-10-2005, 10:24

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Originally Posted by orangebird

I might print that off and put it in a frame.

...and get a guy to put it on the wall.

orangebird · 17-10-2005, 10:26

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Originally Posted by Salu

...you being 21 of course

Ahem yes, of course...

No. I'm 30. And I wouldn't go back to be 21 for all the tea in China!
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Originally Posted by lippy

...and get a guy to put it on the wall.

Tis true I didn't own a hammer til about a year ago.

But I am kinda self sufficient. I can do all that stuff now. But my other does most of the cooking, which is nice

jrhnewark · 17-10-2005, 14:24

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Originally Posted by Orior

[*]Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

That's just a lie. In fact, I'm wasting my time sitting here now when I could go and get some fresh meat - while I still can. Juicy, succulent fresh meat.

orangebird · 17-10-2005, 14:31

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Originally Posted by jrhnewark

That's just a lie. In fact, I'm wasting my time sitting here now when I could go and get some fresh meat - while I still can. Juicy, succulent fresh meat.

Well, if 'fresh meat' is your chosen phrase for the opposite sex, I doubt very much you'd know what a real women was if she slapped you on the ****...

jonbr · 17-10-2005, 14:32

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Originally Posted by jrhnewark

That's just a lie. In fact, I'm wasting my time sitting here now when I could go and get some fresh meat - while I still can. Juicy, succulent fresh meat.

Don't be silly, ladies over 30 are much more sexy than those below 30. Especially those under 30 that like to wear belts rather than a good length skirt that only hints at what lies below

**Maggy J** · 17-10-2005, 14:34

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Originally Posted by lippy

...and get a guy to put it on the wall.

I read that as pin a guy to the wall.

Sorry!

Mind I did think of it as pinning out as in displaying butterflies

jrhnewark · 17-10-2005, 14:38

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Originally Posted by orangebird

Well, if 'fresh meat' is your chosen phrase for the opposite sex, I doubt very much you'd know what a real women was if she slapped you on the ****...

Come on, remove the humour bypass.

Actually, that sounds mean.

I was only joking.

lippy · 17-10-2005, 15:39

Fresh meat, that's a terrible thing to say!

Although womens boobs can be classified by age;

20's Strawberrys, sweet and firm.
30's Peaches, soft and succulent.
40's Pears, bruised but still looks good.
50's Onions, peel back layers of skin then you cry.

....ouch, who threw that!

jrhnewark · 17-10-2005, 15:49

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Originally Posted by lippy

Fresh meat, that's a terrible thing to say!

Although womens boobs can be classified by age;

20's Strawberrys, sweet and firm.
30's Peaches, soft and succulent.
40's Pears, bruised but still looks good.
50's Onions, peel back layers of skin then you cry.

....ouch, who threw that!

See - fresh meat.

marky · 17-10-2005, 15:58

Personaly i prefer ripe fruit rather than green, and my wine mature not young and tarty

punky · 17-10-2005, 17:54

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Originally Posted by Orior

AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

All girls scare me

That article is largely true, although a bit OTT. My girlfriend is older than me by an unusual (though not unheard of) margin, and I am more than happy with her. I thoroughly reccommend it. There is such a difference between my girl, and what my friends usually date, around my age. I say unusual, the best kept secret in dating seems to be spreading, lots of younger men have older women.

I don't think i'd ever date a girl younger than myself, or even around my age group. They are just too immature. Women are supposed to mature quicker than boys, but i've not seen the evidence myself. My aunt commented on this the other day. She met my girl and was so impressed she could have a reasonable conversation with her. She told me that conversations with my cousins' girlfriends tend to lead to 1 word replies with silly giggles in between.

The maturity, the confidence, and just stature in older women is fantastic. They even pay for things now and again, which seems to be a bit of a novelty around my own age group.

Before any anyone aged 25 or less jumps down my throat, yes, there are exceptions, as there are to every rule, but they are very very rare, in my experience.