Blonde girlfriends

jrhnewark · 07-10-2005, 00:26

I'm in something of a quandary. (I can't spell quandary without looking it up, for one thing.

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Who here has a blonde girlfriend? Yes? Speak up?! I've had it with you! I'm totally jealous - everyone, at the moment, seems to have a blonde girlfriend of some shape, size or other description. Apart from me, geeks and gay Joe.

I think this is serious. What did I do? Is somebody spreading malicious lies to the ladies that I'm in need of a penis extension?

And why did writing this make me think of this joke...

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Three men had a very late night drinking Scrumpy cider. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

"You think that was drunk?" said the second guy. "I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

(I am not into dogs of a canine nature. However, I may, at this time, stretch to a dog of the female nature. If anyone needs a daughter taking from under their feet...?

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It's true, I am fairly lonely at the moment. However, I would like a pretty girlfriend and not a dog. My plea for pretty daughters still stands - I have a policy of no cheating, too, you'll be pleased to know.

07-10-2005, 00:27

Sorry m8 I have a blonde G/F and im a geek

07-10-2005, 00:29

I have ablonde G/F and I'm a geek too.

marky · 07-10-2005, 00:30

I'm a blonde and my wifes a geek

**Graham M** · 07-10-2005, 00:32

I have a Brunette Girlfriend and Im a Geek, problem? No. BLondes dont do it for me tbh.

jrhnewark · 07-10-2005, 00:33

This concludes. I'm f***ed. Not by a blonde, sadly.

(In fact, I lie - I have the hots for a lass named Emma who's brunette. Sadly, I have no way of approaching her without seeming a bit strange. All I know is her name - that's it (and that I could just eat her up

). Any tips - geeks, geekettes?

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**Stuart** · 07-10-2005, 00:33

I used to have a platinum blonde girlfriend (yes, she did dye it, yes, she freely admitted that and no, I don't know the original colour).

TBH, nice hair colour (and even nice looks) don't always a good partner make. Looks are nice, but they fade. Character doesn't.

Perhaps the reason I don't really see the attraction of any specific hair colour is that most of the women in my Mum's family are Blonde, so I have been around them all my life.

07-10-2005, 00:38

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Originally Posted by Stuart C

I used to have a platinum blonde girlfriend (yes, she did dye it, yes, she freely admitted that and no, I don't know the original colour).

Hmmmmm so she dyed her eye lashes also?

I could get quite crude here but I like vinyl and carpets personally

07-10-2005, 00:38

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Originally Posted by Stuart C

I used to have a platinum blonde girlfriend (yes, she did dye it, yes, she freely admitted that and no, I don't know the original colour).

It wouldnt have been hard to discover or was it not a long relationship?

07-10-2005, 00:39

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Originally Posted by timewarrior2001

It wouldnt have been hard to discover or was it not a long relationship?

should not razor expectations

jrhnewark · 07-10-2005, 00:40

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

Hmmmmm so she dyed her eye lashes also?

I could get quite crude here but I like vinyl and rugs personally

Disgraceful!

I did comtemplate previously replying "well, yes, but the only thing that does it for me about blondes is the prospect of them being '100%'". It is quite a prospect.

**Rob** · 07-10-2005, 00:41

hmm, Lets keep this clean please

marky · 07-10-2005, 00:42

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Originally Posted by jrhnewark

Disgraceful!

I did comtemplate previously replying "well, yes, but the only thing that does it for me about blondes is the prospect of them being '100%'". It is quite a prospect.

Well i am a natural

jrhnewark · 07-10-2005, 00:49

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Originally Posted by Rob C

hmm, Lets keep this clean please

Theatre of the mind.

(Actually, no, that's radio. Hey-ho.)

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Originally Posted by marky

Well i am a natural

Yes, but Marky, you're not my type.

danielf · 07-10-2005, 00:49

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Originally Posted by Stuart C

I used to have a platinum blonde girlfriend (yes, she did dye it, yes, she freely admitted that and no, I don't know the original colour).
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Get on a bus/train, or look around you on the street.

75% of (youngish) females are blonde, yet 90% of males have dark hair. That should give you an indication of the amount of bleaching going on.