Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
20-09-2005, 13:56
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Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."
Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch's new diesel though, saying: "This is as bad as experimenting on animals."
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20-09-2005, 13:59
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
That is bloody disgusting and dam right sick. 
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20-09-2005, 14:00
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
What a load of old toot! Ignoring the fact that's it's just rubbish, how would he guarantee a constant supply of dead animals? I bet his neighbours don't let the dog wander far from the front door!
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20-09-2005, 14:00
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
Urgh just when i was about to tuck into my Ham butty!
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20-09-2005, 14:05
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Inventor: Dead cat fuel story is dead wrong
A German inventor said he has developed a method to produce crude oil products from waste that he believes can be an answer to the soaring costs of fuel, but denied a German newspaper story implying he also used dead cats.
Christian Koch, an inventor and patent holder of the KDV 500 technology that he said produces high-quality fuel, said he can transform waste products such as paper, rubbish and plastic materials into fuel.
But Koch, 55, said there was no truth to stories published in the Bild newspaper on Tuesday and Wednesday that suggested he used dead cats as part of the mix for his organic diesel fuel.
http://news.com.com/Inventor+Dead+ca...3-5867247.html
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20-09-2005, 14:07
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
could go one step further and run his car of real horse power 
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20-09-2005, 14:10
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
this is old hat - I've had a cat converter on my car for 10+ years!
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20-09-2005, 14:11
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
gazzae quoting my post are you with a link to the article how thoutful of you backing up my story to make sure i was telling the truth!.
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20-09-2005, 14:13
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gazzae quoting my post are you with a link to the article how thoutful of you backing up my story to make sure i was telling the truth!.
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Er what? 
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Originally Posted by san antonio man
gazzae quoting my post are you with a link to the article how thoutful of you backing up my story to make sure i was telling the truth!.
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how about some punctuation it comes in handy when trying to decipher someones posts it's very difficult to understand otherwise thanks
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20-09-2005, 14:15
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gazzae quoting my post are you with a link to the article how thoutful of you backing up my story to make sure i was telling the truth!.
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Now I may be wrong here, but doesn't gazzaes post rather debunk yours
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20-09-2005, 15:17
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
Incog gets her deckchair out... 
And wonders how many will bother to read the second link??
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20-09-2005, 15:29
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
That is some bizzarre experimentation going on there !!!
I'm not liking the idea of killing 20 cats each time I want to full up.
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20-09-2005, 15:37
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Re: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
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<snip>But Koch, 55, said there was no truth to stories published in the Bild newspaper on Tuesday and Wednesday that suggested he used dead cats as part of the mix for his organic diesel fuel.<snip>
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Please would folk read what Gazzae actually posted 
I think the connection to cats was based on Mr Koch's company name " Alphakat"!
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20-09-2005, 15:43
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Please would folk read what Gazzae actually posted
I thisnk the connection to cats was based on Mr Koch's company name " Alphakat"! |
But where's the fun in actually reading what's there? Much more fun just to blindly witter on  
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