Olympic committee: so I hear you have a new sport to introduce to the London Olympic games.
Cup stacking dweeb: Yes! It's fast, it's furious, it's the ready money round!!!
Olympic committee:
Cup stacking dweeb: Oh sorry, that's TV quizshow Catchphrase. My mistake. No, it's STACKING.
Olympic committee: eh?
Cup stacking dweeb: cup stacking!!! It promotes confidence, hand-eye co-ordination, and it's taking the world by storm.
Olympic committee: we've never heard of it.
Cup stacking dweeb: Okay, so I exaggerate. But it's very big in Amish communities.
Olympic committee: that's those places where they have no electricity and stuff, isn't it?
Cup stacking dweeb: Yes.
Olympic committee: Look pal, milking cows is very big there but it isn't an olympic sport.
Cup stacking dweeb: No, but this should be!!!
Olympic committee: Why?
Cup stacking dweeb: It's the next big thing!!!!!
Olympic committee: Yeah right. This wouldn't have anything to do with your uncle being in the plastic vending machine coffee cup business would it?
Cup stacking dweeb: uhhhhh no. <Turns bright crimson.>
Olympic committee: Or Dwayne "Coffee cup king" Jefferson III as he's better known?
Cup stacking dweeb: <gulp>
Olympic committee: Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.