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Old 19-10-2011, 14:28   #1
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Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

There's a young lady on staff at my local library. She's tall, well-built, with a hairstyle I've always been fond of, namely a bob. Though she's way too young for me (those were the days), that hasn't stopped various lustful thoughts; when she's on duty visiting the library becomes rather more of a pleasure. The thing is I noticed recently that she seemed to be putting on weight - but yesterday I realised why: she's apparently pregnant.

Cue far more lustful thoughts!

I was wondering what other blokes feel about ladies in the family way. Robert Heinlein apparently believed pregnant women were prettier than the other sort; prettier I don't know about, and this may be a primitive atavistic response, but...rowf, she's lovely!

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Old 19-10-2011, 14:43   #2
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

Bigger boobs are good (usually).
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Old 19-10-2011, 15:13   #3
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

Oh, dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Talk about stereotyping.

That is not what I meant! There is far more to a woman than her boobs! Incidentally, I'm not actually a fan of top-heavy types. I was referring to the overall attraction of a pregnant lady.

Hey, how about the ladies here who've been pregnant? Can we try for a feminine perspective as well?
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

I fancy pregnant women for sure, but not going to say too much. Natalie reads this
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Oh, dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Talk about stereotyping.

That is not what I meant! There is far more to a woman than her boobs! Incidentally, I'm not actually a fan of top-heavy types. I was referring to the overall attraction of a pregnant lady.

Hey, how about the ladies here who've been pregnant? Can we try for a feminine perspective as well?
Sure Sure

An interesting question would be, did your attraction diminish when you thought she was just getting fat only to return to its usual level when you realised she was pregnant? So no real increase in lust it just seems that way.
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

This is a interesting read:

http://pregnancyfitnessguide.org/120...regnant-women/
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An interesting question would be, did your attraction diminish when you thought she was just getting fat only to return to its usual level when you realised she was pregnant? So no real increase in lust it just seems that way.
A fair point, but no, not really. There's a difference between putting on weight and being overweight, and she looked just as good as before, just a tad more curvy.

And that I heartily approve of, providing it doesn't cross the line. She's as shapely as ever...I have to wonder if she's aware of the attention she's doubtless getting, not just from me...

C'mon, ladies - mothers especially - what do you think?
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

I do think most pregnant woman do look very sexy.

Some people think its something to do a primal instict, and with them being fertile.
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

As a 3x mother I'm glad that I was not aware of any extra attention that I may have been receiving - if there was any.
I was on cloud nine, glowing and growing, and if someone, anyone, had exciting thoughts I would have found their softer bits and bashed them HARD.

I'm glad to have been unaware of uninvited extra attention but I expect you're not on your own with those thoughts. Disgraceful, disrespectful and disgusting.
'Kept my words to myself as long as I could.
I thought this was a Family forum? I'm sure other forums might have kinder replies... but you asked.

Go find one of your own, and leave her be. Her body is private and not out for fun and games unless she implies differently.

You could compliment her on her appearance and ask how well she is progressing. Orrr - just be a supportive work coleague.

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I do think most pregnant woman do look very sexy.

Some people think its something to do a primal instict, and with them being fertile.
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I fancy pregnant women for sure, but not going to say too much. Natalie reads this
I was wondering if you would see this thread
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I was wondering if you would see this thread
I've always thought pregnant women are increadibly sexy, never Ben sure why though.
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As a 3x mother I'm glad that I was not aware of any extra attention that I may have been receiving - if there was any.
I was on cloud nine, glowing and growing, and if someone, anyone, had exciting thoughts I would have found their softer bits and bashed them HARD.

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I agree.
I find your choice of words interesting...find the soft bits, bash them hard

Many a time I've had that happen....no need for any bashing, though a quick slap does no harm
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I find your choice of words interesting...find the soft bits, bash them hard

Many a time I've had that happen....no need for any bashing, though a quick slap does no harm
Cheeky! OK - I'll tone that down. A horse crop would surfice

I think I may have over-reacted but I found being pregnant a very special, sensual and private time.
Any leering, letching or lurking would not have been welcome.
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Re: Naughty thoughts about pregnant ladies!

I'm with you there...threesome is never my scene...always worried the other guy or gal gets more attention than me
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