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Old 26-05-2011, 11:41   #1
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Things you put on forms.

I'll start.

Car insurance where they ask for the value of the car.
I put '1p plus the market value'
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Old 26-05-2011, 11:44   #2
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Re: Things you put on forms.

"How much do you drink?"

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Old 26-05-2011, 11:46   #3
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Re: Things you put on forms.

Sex: yes please.

That one's out the way.
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Old 26-05-2011, 11:48   #4
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Re: Things you put on forms.

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Sex: yes please.

That one's out the way.
That just makes you seem 'needy'.
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Old 26-05-2011, 11:52   #5
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That just makes you seem 'needy'.
Well if you're not needy, just put male or female.
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Old 26-05-2011, 11:55   #6
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Sex: yes please.

That one's out the way.
I usually put thrice weekly plus special occasions. I'm never sure whether or not to include solo performances
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The truth.
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Old 26-05-2011, 11:59   #8
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I usually put thrice weekly plus special occasions. I'm never sure whether or not to include solo performances
I wouldn't include solos. they'd think I was weird.
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Old 26-05-2011, 12:02   #9
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they'd think I was weird.
... what? even if you wear leather gloves and a tutu?
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... what? even if you wear leather gloves and a tutu?
How do you know about my glove?
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Re: Things you put on forms.

If you lie,omit information and forget to put relevant information onto an insurance form you make the insurance documents null and void if you have to make a claim especially if you have made previous claims and 'forget' to mention them.

So Ignitionnet is right, you should just put the truth.
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How do you know about my glove?
You only wear one?

Maggy says you should include solos or you're telling lies.
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Re: Things you put on forms.

As above - I fill in the forms correctly, to try and ensure the form processing works as smoothly and as simply as possible.
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Old 26-05-2011, 12:13   #14
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Re: Things you put on forms.

On car insurance forms 'Market value' is the truth?

suppose the car is worth a market value of £7,000 but you paid £5,000
do you think that if you put down £5,000 as the value. that when you come to claim they would say that you said the car was only worth £5,000?

you could put down £5,000, and by the time you come to claim say after 5 years they will say that the current market value is now £3,000.

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You only wear one?
I only use one.

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Maggy says you should include solos or you're telling lies.

I'll have too then
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Old 26-05-2011, 14:21   #15
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Re: Things you put on forms.

I found a way to defeat junk mail lenders - I filled out the form as follows:

Name: Vlad Dracul
Residence: Castle Dracula, Transylvania
Age: 1200 or thereabouts
Desired amount: I can't remember the figure I asked for, but there were lots and lots of zeros and it was several times the total amount of currency that exists in the entire world!

I then posted it to them...in my own envelope, not the prepaid one supplied, without a stamp. I never received another one. Result!
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