Should halloween be banned ?

[crimeRhyme]

who wants a Halloween treat ?

now the Joe is going to not trick but treat,
because my pumpkin is sure to knock you off your feet.
its decorated to perfection,
with 666 it has a clear connection.
gools and ghosts are starting to congregate,
my house is now a place where evil we celebrate.
every message board users has to come in disguise,
to figure out who we all are, is the exercises.
as scary as you want, the itv crew can do day break,
thisisbigbrother.com can be Alexandra or charlie or Nicky or nasty nick and make us shake.
yes a tipple is needed, everyone has to be drunk,
happy Halloween every message board user the Joe hopes you all 666 funk.


(NOT SURE WHAT YOU LOT THINK ABOUT THIS BUT I BET THE SHOPS ARE LOVEING IT LOL - PS THE JOE NEVER TAKES OFF HIS MASK LOL)

[Mal]

Very ghoulish, these ghouls

Become an atheist and then this wouldn't bother you

[Russ]

I want the last 5 minutes of my life back.

[Maggy J]

Again it would be nice if we could have a link..otherwise why is it in Current Affairs?

It should be in Lifestyle or Entertainment with a poll attached..

[Osem]

I reckon awful 'poetry' ought to be banned.

[vanman]

THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS
by Paul Curtis

Those little darlings
With their angelic eyes
Look harmless enough
But beneath their disguise

They’re nothing but thugs
With pure evil intent
These spawn of Satan
Are not heaven sent

These foul blackguards
Going about their sport
They say “Trick or treat”
As they happily extort

They squirt fake blood
On my front door
They egg my new car
I can’t take any more

I sit counting the minutes
Am I the only one?
Who just can’t wait
Till Halloween is done

[Ignitionnet]

You need to learn to make a rhyme,
You fail each and every time.
Your words they lack all sense of rhythm,
Any meaning long since hidden.
Go back to school and listen to teacher,
Learn some measure and some meter
And when you're ready to try again
Let's hope the lessons aren't in vain.

[Lew]

Originally Posted by Russ

I want the last 5 minutes of my life back.

[danielf]

Frankly, I think crimeRhyme should be banned.

Let's face it: a thread gets posted with a title that might provoke debate. When you open it, there's a **** poor (sorry but they are) piece of poetry in it. A few people rightly moan about the lack of meter, poor spelling and grammar in the 'poem'. No-one actually discusses the topic, and the OP definitely doesn't come back to it.

Frankly, the OPs threads are a waste of space/time/electrons. They are nothing short of annoying and we could do without them...

[Lew]

Terrible poetry isn't a bannable offence. Besides, he's no Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.

[crimeRhyme]

the joe thanks you all lol

[danielf]

Originally Posted by Lew

Terrible poetry isn't a bannable offence. Besides, he's no Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.

Starting silly willy nilly (see what I did there, three properly rhyming trochees!) threads is though?

Perhaps the team can kindly persuade CR to start a separate thread where he collates his musings rather than start a new thread for every poetic brain fart?

[Maggy J]

Originally Posted by danielf

Starting silly willy nilly (see what I did there, three properly rhyming trochees!) threads is though?

Perhaps the team can kindly persuade CR to start a separate thread where he collates his musings rather than start a new thread for every poetic brain fart?

To be honest we are having a hard job just to get a blasted link from the OP for the topics he picks..

[danielf]

Originally Posted by Maggy J

To be honest we are having a hard job just to get a blasted link from the OP for the topics he picks..

All the more reason for him to have a dedicated thread for us to ignore. I've already thought of a title. 'Vogon Poetry' seems apt?

[Paul M]

Feel free to use the [User] Ignore function if his posts bother you.