Penis can only take so much electricity
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Penis can only take so much electricity
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A GROUP of brave surgeons in Taiwan have been exploring the effects of electricity on penises.
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The only way to find out was to attach "surface electrodes the two ends of penis", he said.
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http://www.news.com.au/technology/pe...-1225898973712
OUCH ! shocking 
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30-07-2010, 20:23
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
Two 'ends'??
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30-07-2010, 20:26
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
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Two 'ends'??
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Taking into account that not all penises were created equally, the team also noted that the "impedance of the shaft" can be depicted by "some measurement and calculation".
Voltage was applied. Anaesthetic was not.
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30-07-2010, 20:40
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
I have heard of a shaft of lightning but that is re-dick-ulouse.
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30-07-2010, 20:49
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
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I have heard of a shaft of lightning but that is re-dick-ulouse.
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i think you mean re-dick-you-lost 
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30-07-2010, 20:49
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
SCHWING!!! ZAP! flop.....
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30-07-2010, 21:21
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
Hardly news.I believe that attaching electrodes to testicles is a favoured torture method around the world. 
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30-07-2010, 22:00
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
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Hardly news.I believe that attaching electrodes to testicles is a favoured torture method around the world. |
For women???
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30-07-2010, 22:01
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
I think the Japanese just lost the top spot in the wierdness chart.
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30-07-2010, 22:29
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
erm.. sorry couldn't resist this. I'm positive they've done a battery of tests before they conducted these experiments on themselves.
I hope all members of the team have the capacity not to insulate themselves from any criticism generated by these trials. Otherwise they could be charged with serie-sly impeding those transforming watt could power future surge-ry.
On a parallel point, shouldn't this be in current affairs.  
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30-07-2010, 23:07
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
do you think that they was trying to connect him to v.m's broadband
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30-07-2010, 23:11
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
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do you think that they was trying to connect him to v.m's broadband
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Well you do get a lot more going up than going down.  or is it the other way round.
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31-07-2010, 01:29
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
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For women???
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You might want to expand on that..provided you have no electrodes fastened to your bits...
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
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erm.. sorry couldn't resist this. I'm positive they've done a battery of tests before they conducted these experiments on themselves.
I hope all members of the team have the capacity not to insulate themselves from any criticism generated by these trials. Otherwise they could be charged with serie-sly impeding those transforming watt could power future surge-ry.
On a parallel point, shouldn't this be in current affairs. |
Hmmm a very positive post LR.
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31-07-2010, 11:35
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Re: Penis can only take so much electricity
Try Googling "estim"
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