13-07-2010, 21:13
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What hast thou done?
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Drunk Rides Crocodile
Survives being bitten & staggers back to pub... 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...c/10611973.stm
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The man, who was not named by the police, climbed over a fence and tried to sit on the 800kg (1,800lb) saltwater crocodile.
"Fatso has taken offence to this and has spun around and bit this man on the right leg," Sgt Roger Haynes of Broome police told journalists.
"The crocodile has let him go and he's been able to scale the fence again and leave the wildlife park."
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The man staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily.
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13-07-2010, 21:32
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Hello !
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
Crazy!
Although Lady Gaga rides dolphins in her video.
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13-07-2010, 22:04
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
What a load of crock. I'm sure someone will come up with a snappy reply 
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13-07-2010, 22:12
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
Actually, it was lucky he didn't get legless... 
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13-07-2010, 22:49
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
I have just read the Australian newspaper on this, and apparantely the mad Aussie, was drunk, wanted to ride the thing, and the Croc was trapped in the corner with some more beer.
If he was riding the croc, l wonder what the odds were, and how he got the riens through his jaws, l know they can jump, but l am sure there isn't any snappy jumps going down the death role run.as Mr.T would say ' crazy fool'
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20-07-2010, 17:43
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Heh what a f00l!!
He is quite lucky!
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20-07-2010, 18:29
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All true..Except the lies
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
I bet he thought it was a Lacoste sleeping bag
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20-07-2010, 20:13
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
Sorry you'll have to do better to get the Punmiester award..
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04-08-2010, 15:24
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
Maybe the crocк is a vegetаrian.
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04-08-2010, 15:56
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Re: Drunk Rides Crocodile
dont think the croc liked the taste of alcohol
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