Pimm's o'clock

[Chris]

I've just come home from a friend's house, having been out for the evening trying to avoid the house full of cackling women my wife has had round for a party. I helped myself to a very large glass of Pimm's in the kitchen. Now my head is spinning, and I have just learned that it was mixed with rather more Pimm's and rather less lemonade than is recommended on the label.

Many of you will be aware that I'm a good Christian boy - excess alcohol is not something I'm used to having in my bloodstream. Anyone got any tips?

[Ben B]

Go to bed!

[Gary L]

Originally Posted by Chris

Many of you will be aware that I'm a good Christian boy - excess alcohol is not something I'm used to having in my bloodstream. Anyone got any tips?

Drink more and think sod it. or think that the Ann Summers party is a bigger sin

[Acathla]

It's half price at Morrison's - go get some more tomorrow!

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Gary L

Drink more and think sod it. or think that the Ann Summers party is a bigger sin

Heh ... good guess. But I'm afraid it was nothing racier than a Pampered Chef party ... kitchen equipment. I believe we earned a griddle pan, a pizza cutter and a set of knives for holding the do.

[Angua]

Drink plenty of water & go to bed. You should be fine.

[Chris]

Bed ... if only. The hard core is still grimly hanging on in the lounge. And all the odds and ends that were tidied up around the house are now on our bed (our bedroom is next to the lounge). I'm a bit stuck.

[Maggy J]

So that's the secret to a good sales pitch..If I ever have a Tupperware party I must remember to go heavy with the booze and be light with the mixers.

[Chris]

I'm astounded by the amount of booze in this house. And almost all of it was brought by the guests. That bottle of Pimm's, plus a couple of bottles of red wine, was the only grog we supplied. But everyone came armed.

[Gary L]

Originally Posted by Chris

Bed ... if only. The hard core is still grimly hanging on in the lounge. And all the odds and ends that were tidied up around the house are now on our bed (our bedroom is next to the lounge). I'm a bit stuck.

Still sounds like Ann Summers to me

[Chris]

You think that if it makes you feel better.

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Flippin' nora, now Take That's on the stereo .... 'Never Forget'. I hope I do.

[Maggy J]

Originally Posted by Chris

You think that if it makes you feel better.

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Flippin' nora, now Take That's on the stereo .... 'Never Forget'. I hope I do.

That's your cue to break up the party..go in and dance to it and start a strip tease routine..then blame the Pimms..

[Gary L]

Originally Posted by Maggy J

That's your cue to break up the party..go in and dance to it and start a strip tease routine..then blame the Pimms..

You can tell Maggy does Ann Summers, can't you.

[Maggy J]

Originally Posted by Gary L

You can tell Maggy does Ann Summers, can't you.

You do seem rather hung up on the Anne Summers thing.I'm too old for crotchless panty parties myself but you should certainly take it up yourself if it floats your boat my dear.

[Jimmy-J]

Originally Posted by Chris

Many of you will be aware that I'm a good Christian boy - excess alcohol is not something I'm used to having in my bloodstream. Anyone got any tips?

Pimms is alright in its place – but its place is hell!

I'm sure your God will forgive you.