My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
18-12-2009, 11:37
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My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
My dam partner decided it would be a 'good idea' with it being Christmas and all to go and by some fancy 'fragrant' wet wipe toilet paper thing. 
Not only is it very weird to wipe your backside with wet toilet roll but she went and got dam rose scented ones and now my backside smells like old woman's perfume! 
The dam dog thinks my backside is the local park or something and keeps sniffing me.  Why can't people just stick with what works rather than giving me all this grief. I ain't expecting to be getting my backside out in polite company any time soon, so just plain old none smelly dry paper will do just fine thanks you. 
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18-12-2009, 11:40
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re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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18-12-2009, 11:41
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re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
.... and so easily sorted. Why don't you just buy yourself a roll of toilet paper to use instead?
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18-12-2009, 11:43
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re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
Does anyone else wonder how the OP goes about smelling his own backside?
Last edited by Kymmy; 18-12-2009 at 11:45.
Reason: language edit
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18-12-2009, 11:44
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re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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Originally Posted by joglynne
.... and so easily sorted. Why don't you just buy yourself a roll of toilet paper to use instead? |
Yeah I have a thing about buying anything which the checkout girl might think that I am going to use it in that way. I will perhaps buy some kitchen roll but that really annoys my partner especially if anyone comes around to visit.
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18-12-2009, 11:44
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Re: My arse smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
Confucious say "a backside smelling of roses is better than backside smelling like old woman's backside"
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18-12-2009, 11:45
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
Can I remind people that this is a family forum, hence a certain word is edited out of the title and certain posts
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18-12-2009, 11:45
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Re: My arse smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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Confucious say "an backside smelling of roses is better than backside smelling like old woman's backside"
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Yeah but he probably never had a dog.
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18-12-2009, 11:49
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
If you have a probelm with a mods decision then please talk to the mod (or any other mod) in private and NOT in public, or use the CONTACT US link
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18-12-2009, 11:50
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
Are you sure you ain't using wet wipes that you use for your hands and face? But then again I don't know what your face looks like. You just might be confused.....
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18-12-2009, 11:57
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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Are you sure you ain't using wet wipes that you use for your hands and face? But then again I don't know what your face looks like. You just might be confused.....
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It says toilet tissues on the box. I think your referring to those lemon hand wipes you get on planes with your meal. I definitely don't want a lemon ring but it might sort the dog out.
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18-12-2009, 12:13
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
I am surprised your partner is still using the wipes if your dog is having this reaction to them.
Erm, ........ I take it the dog is reacting in the same way to both of you because if not it may not be the wipes that are attracting his attention.
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18-12-2009, 12:16
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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Yeah I have a thing about buying anything which the checkout girl might think that I am going to use it in that way. I will perhaps buy some kitchen roll but that really annoys my partner especially if anyone comes around to visit.
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I've worked in large retail company. Trust me, the checkout girl has no interest in what you do as long as you pay for the goods you take. In fact, she may have little interest in anything but getting her shift over with.
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18-12-2009, 12:28
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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I've worked in large retail company. Trust me, the checkout girl has no interest in what you do as long as you pay for the goods you take. In fact, she may have little interest in anything but getting her shift over with.
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You say that but they always start asking me about what I am buying. Like last time I had two packets of Starbursts in my shopping and the girl goes 'Oh I see you like Starbursts buying two packs'. These are the sort of things they say to me. Now I am sure she won't say anything about the toilet roll but I am sure she will be thinking he is going to use that to wipe his 'bottom' and she will be picturing me doing just that. Dam that is way too much reality for me to handle in Tesco's.
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Originally Posted by joglynne
I am surprised your partner is still using the wipes if your dog is having this reaction to them.
Erm, ........ I take it the dog is reacting in the same way to both of you because if not it may not be the wipes that are attracting his attention. |
Yeah but girls smell of all sorts of things all over their bodies and so the dog does not target one location like he does with my rose scented bottom hole.
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18-12-2009, 12:32
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Re: My backside smells like an old woman and the dog won't leave me alone!
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You say that but they always start asking me about what I am buying. Like last time I had two packets of Starbursts in my shopping and the girl goes 'Oh I see you like Starbursts buying two packs'. These are the sort of things they say to me. Now I am sure she won't say anything about the toilet roll but I am sure she will be thinking he is going to use that to wipe his 'bottom' and she will be picturing me doing just that. Dam that is way too much reality for me to handle in Tesco's.
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Yeah but girls smell of all sorts of things all over their bodies and so the dog does not target one location like he does with my rose scented bottom hole. |
How about buying a box of Kleenex for Men. Or does your phobia also kick in at the thought of someone imagining you wiping your nose as well ? 
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