02-09-2009, 12:05
|
#1
|
|
Guest
Location: Sutton in Ashfield.
Services: Virgin, phone and 50meg Broadband.
Posts: n/a
|
Amazing Fictional Story
A girl I know very well runs a bar, and the story relates to a member of her staff!
This girl went away to Amsterdam two and a half weeks ago for a long weekend, and whilst there, met a guy. She kissed the guy, swapped numbers etc, but then he started getting pretty strange, asking her to go back his etc etc so she ditched him and forgot all about him.
She got home on the Monday, and after a day or two, started to notice a rash around her mouth, left it a day or two to see if it would fade, but it got worse and worse spreading all over her jaw/chin so she went to the docs.
His first question was that it looked like an STD, but she insisted she hadn't had any oral sex with anybody so he took some swabs and sent them off to be examined.
She gets a call a couple of days later from the doc, she has to go see him ASAP. Upon getting to the clinic, old bill are waiting for her, and they sit in while he gives her the good news...
Basically, the infection she has can only be caught from contact with dead bodies.......
She obviously freaks, so the police ask a few questions, and the strange man in Holland pops up. As she has his mobile number, she gives it to the police and they pass on the details to the Dutch authorities...
The Dutch police trace the guy to his home and raid his house/flat, inside they found two dead bodies!!!!!!!!
Lucky escape for her or what!!!!!!
I haven't made this up, Ruth (the girl) told me this yesterday and she swears its her colleague and that its true. To say the girl in question is shocked is a underestimation.
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2009, 12:10
|
#2
|
|
No Technical Questions
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: LCFC Blue Army!
Services: V + HD
V Telephone
V Cable 20MB
Posts: 2,530
|
Re: Amazing Story
Cool.
Thanks for that. 
|
|
|
|
02-09-2009, 12:15
|
#3
|
|
Gone
Join Date: Jun 2003
Age: 31
Posts: 14,760
|
Re: Amazing Story
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2009, 12:19
|
#4
|
|
cf.mega poser
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 14,718
|
Re: Amazing Story
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2009, 12:20
|
#5
|
|
Guest
Location: Sutton in Ashfield.
Services: Virgin, phone and 50meg Broadband.
Posts: n/a
|
Re: Amazing Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by punky
|
A mate just mailed it me. I'll let him know. I bet he feels a right plonker.
Last edited by Nidge; 02-09-2009 at 12:26.
|
|
|
|
|
02-09-2009, 13:10
|
#6
|
|
No Technical Questions
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: LCFC Blue Army!
Services: V + HD
V Telephone
V Cable 20MB
Posts: 2,530
|
Re: Amazing Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nidge
I bet he feels a right plonker.
|
Why do you? 
 
|
|
|
|
|
05-09-2009, 18:38
|
#7
|
|
cf.mega poster
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: This Planet
Posts: 3,624
|
Re: Amazing Fictional Story
I heard one similar to this many years ago.
This one involved an undertaker who passed a disease onto his wife, a disease that could only be contracted by having sex with dead bodies. It followed a similar pattern to the story in this thread, I even know the wife who it was claimed was the victim.
__________________
Jeremy Taylor 'I am a Liberal man'
|
|
|
|
|
05-09-2009, 20:09
|
#8
|
|
Cable Forum Team
Join Date: Jun 2006
Services: Triple XL (BB 30Mb), TiVo, V+
Posts: 22,898
|
Re: Amazing Fictional Story
Why would anyone admit they had caught a disease off a necrophiliac? (especially when it wasn't true).
__________________
Just to make it clear if a post is bold and is from a team member, it's a moderating decision. If it's not bold or not from a team member, it's not.
|
|
|
|
|
05-09-2009, 20:14
|
#9
|
|
cf.addict
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 312
|
Re: Amazing Fictional Story
These stories always start with 'A girl/boy/friend I know' even when you were proved wrong you blamed a mate. lol
|
|
|
|
|
05-09-2009, 20:17
|
#10
|
|
cf.addict
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Oldham
Services: Triple XL (Phone,BB & TV)
Samsung V+HD(30 meg Superhub)
Posts: 384
|
Re: Amazing Fictional Story
 Brings a whole new meaning to 'crack open a cold one'
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:40.
|
Join CF
You are here: 
Alpha Bravo Charlie
