I feel reet as rain but ?
03-08-2009, 11:07
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I feel reet as rain but ?
I sneezed 4 times yesterday , i dont feel unwell at all but i would like a nice cuddle and shepherds pie  . Why wont the government help i demand a cuddle and a nice piping hot shepherds pie.
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03-08-2009, 11:10
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
How about an infraction for a pointless thread? Feel like throwing my weight about a bit today 
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03-08-2009, 11:12
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
Sorry i just fancied a moan , i will rub reggae sauce on meself please forgive me 
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03-08-2009, 11:20
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Originally Posted by bjorkiii
I sneezed 4 times yesterday , i dont feel unwell at all but i would like a nice cuddle and shepherds pie . Why wont the government help i demand a cuddle and a nice piping hot shepherds pie. |
your in dire need of a brain m8 
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03-08-2009, 11:31
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
So what do you want us to do?  Probably hayfever? But let's just make assumptions and say you've got pig flu
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03-08-2009, 11:32
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
I was going to write a witty reply but i wont , anyone else feels like when writing a whimsical thread on here is like standing on an extremely sharp filleting knife whilst juggling asthmatic zebra finches , you just know its going to end in trouble .
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03-08-2009, 11:38
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Sorry i just fancied a moan , i will rub reggae sauce on meself please forgive me |
The perfect way to redeem yourself
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03-08-2009, 15:25
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
Bang head against desk and then you will feel better.
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03-08-2009, 15:41
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
Light makes me sneeze, bright sunlight can send me into a cascase of sneezes ranging from one or two to about a dozen.
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03-08-2009, 15:44
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Light makes me sneeze, bright sunlight can send me into a cascase of sneezes ranging from one or two to about a dozen.
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Me too Kymmy. I seem to remember some old-wives tale about sneezing so many times for a female is like a mini-orgasm  I have to say I've done over 30 in less than a minute and I'm still waiting
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03-08-2009, 18:49
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Me too Kymmy. I seem to remember some old-wives tale about sneezing so many times for a female is like a mini-orgasm I have to say I've done over 30 in less than a minute and I'm still waiting |
I think you have to have a couple eggs to go with the sneezing fit for it to work.
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04-08-2009, 08:33
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Me too Kymmy. I seem to remember some old-wives tale about sneezing so many times for a female is like a mini-orgasm I have to say I've done over 30 in less than a minute and I'm still waiting |
Lol SB haven't heard that one before..............I'm off to get the pepper!
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06-08-2009, 14:29
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Originally Posted by superbiatch
Me too Kymmy. I seem to remember some old-wives tale about sneezing so many times for a female is like a mini-orgasm I have to say I've done over 30 in less than a minute and I'm still waiting |
Obviously your sneezes arent hard enough SB.......................................
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06-08-2009, 14:32
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Re: I feel reet as rain but ?
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Me too Kymmy. I seem to remember some old-wives tale about sneezing so many times for a female is like a mini-orgasm I have to say I've done over 30 in less than a minute and I'm still waiting |
Imagine if that were true for Men. You'd have to carry a rucksack full of undies every time you had a cold. 
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