US worker dies in chocolate vat
09-07-2009, 12:14
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US worker dies in chocolate vat
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09-07-2009, 12:24
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
As deaths goes its a pretty sweet way to die...
*coat*
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09-07-2009, 12:25
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
*opens door*
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09-07-2009, 12:28
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
I can see a few establishments quickly rubbing "Death by Chocolate" off the menu.
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09-07-2009, 12:29
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
I'm not sure what type of chocolate they were making but the whole batch is now ruined as it contains some nuts.
*slinks through door in shame*
Seriously it does sound a fairly horrific way to go. It happens every so often with people falling into vats at breweries and the like.
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09-07-2009, 12:36
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
The shampoo factory where I used to work nearly lost someone in a vat when they were building the site. He fell in and impaled himself on some spikes inside. I'm glad I wasn't the one who had to climb in after him and extract him.
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09-07-2009, 13:18
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
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The shampoo factory where I used to work nearly lost someone in a vat when they were building the site. He fell in and impaled himself on some spikes inside. I'm glad I wasn't the one who had to climb in after him and extract him.
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Blimey he was lucky to survive, he'd have been a gonner if the spikes had gone into his head & shoulders. 
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09-07-2009, 13:25
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
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Blimey he was lucky to survive, he'd have been a gonner if the spikes had gone into his head & shoulders. |
Nah, he'd have been alright - he could just have gone to the clinique...
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09-07-2009, 13:31
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
But was he worth it?
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09-07-2009, 13:40
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
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As deaths goes its a pretty sweet way to die...
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Wish some people would stop milk (tray) ing it
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09-07-2009, 13:49
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
But there's a whole galaxy of choc jokes we can revel in, just like minstrels of old.
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09-07-2009, 15:46
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
Maybe he is a Chocoholic and fell off the rails 
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09-07-2009, 19:16
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
I wonder if they will just sling him in a selection box for the funeral?
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09-07-2009, 19:20
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
Black Magic might bring him back...
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10-07-2009, 00:04
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Re: US worker dies in chocolate vat
Apparently it was after eight and he lindt in too far. He should have taken a time out then he'd bounty come up roses. {coat, door etc}
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