09-04-2009, 14:09
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Meat now, sex later
This strategy seems to work well in the Ivory Coast.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/...an-chimps.html
I'm just nipping out to see my local butcher...
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09-04-2009, 14:13
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Re: Meat now, sex later
Pity the poor vegetarians - no meat, in so many different ways. 
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09-04-2009, 14:13
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Re: Meat now, sex later
That is so good!!
Could think of lots of witty types to that one, but will not, this time!!!
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09-04-2009, 14:23
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Re: Meat now, sex later
So if I go to a lovely lady I bring you sausage and meat balls, would I be in with a chance 
Most likely a slap lol
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09-04-2009, 14:26
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Re: Meat now, sex later
I always suspected that the a man taking you out for a meal on a date meant he had an ulterior motive.
Now I know it's what's hidden in their genes that causes their apparent generosity.
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09-04-2009, 14:30
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Re: Meat now, sex later
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Originally Posted by TheNorm
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no monkey business while you are out 
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09-04-2009, 14:37
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Re: Meat now, sex later
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So if I go to a lovely lady I bring you sausage and meat balls, would I be in with a chance
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Ask her if she fancies a saveloy. if she says no then get her a pie.
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09-04-2009, 15:20
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Re: Meat now, sex later
Doesn't sound like a completely conclusive study. Sounds more like the males are being generous and the females are favouring the generous ones.
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09-04-2009, 15:22
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Re: Meat now, sex later
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Pity the poor vegetarians - no meat, in so many different ways. |
Get her some Quorn.... You have a good time, even if she's just faking it.
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09-04-2009, 15:32
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Re: Meat now, sex later
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...I'm just nipping out to see my local butcher...
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...I'm back. He said it sounded like an interesting idea, and asked for directions to the nearest zoo. 
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09-04-2009, 15:34
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Re: Meat now, sex later
Can I be different and bring fish instead. Much healthier than meat.
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12-04-2009, 18:38
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Re: Meat now, sex later
I often wonder if the researchers are still getting over the shock of discovering after decades of assuming chimps were mainly veggies that a) that chimps do eat meat and b) that they're almost frighteningly effective hunters - if a chimp hunting party consists of 10 or more chimps, their observed success rate is 100%.
When was the last time Charlotte Uhlenbroek (Chimpanzee Diary) appeared on TV (too long ago, I reckon!)? I was well impressed by her - beauty and brains, and she's not afraid of roughing it in the jungle. Unsurprisingly she's married...
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12-04-2009, 20:55
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Re: Meat now, sex later
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... that they're almost frighteningly effective hunters - if a chimp hunting party consists of 10 or more chimps, their observed success rate is 100%....
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Indeed - in fact, they have been known to use spears to hunt bush babies.
http://www.cell.com/current-biology/...822(07)00801-9
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21-04-2009, 23:05
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Re: Meat now, sex later
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Say what now?
<checks link>
<jaw drops and shatters on floor>
Oh dear. If they've learned how to manufacture and use projectile weaponry...hmm. Um...has anyone seen a black monolith in that region? Utterly black, inert, untouchable, dimensions in the ratio 1:4:9 (:16:25:36:49 etc. ad infinitum)...?
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22-04-2009, 07:25
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Re: Meat now, sex later
What's that loud, high-pitched sound?
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